Would you date yourself?

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Are you MAD????

Absolutely, unequivocally NOT!!!

I'm demanding, bitchy (heinously so), anal retentive, extremely particular (on my better days), and (on my worst days) passive-aggressively manipulative.

I like things the way I like them when I like them. Now, to be fair to myself, my way is usually the better way if one would look at all the aspects objectively but not everyone believes in doing things logically or the right way. For example, some people believe in sweeping and mopping the floors FIRST when cleaning the apartment.

Top to bottom, people! Top to bottom!

I would, however, date Ebon. He's kinda cute and seems real sweet and laid back and like he might be able to handle my uptightedness.

Maybe.

I would date you for no other reason than I'm bigger than you, could hold you down & duct tape you up and sit you in a corner, while making you watch me eat something crumbly, letting the crumbs drop to the floor....I can almost hear you gasp through the tape.

<evil giggle>