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Old 01-08-2011, 07:43 PM   #1
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I confess that I'm glad Sharkchomp is already my pal..cuz I didn't know what WFN was...

I confess that 1Play will always be my pal regardless of any fishing ability she has or doesn't have.

I confess that if 1Play and I were to go fishing together I would bait her hook and remove her fish if need be. And if the fishing was slow and I caught a fish before she did, I would set the hook and let her reel it in. *that's a big deal!*

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I confess that 1Play will always be my pal regardless of any fishing ability she has or doesn't have.

I confess that if 1Play and I were to go fishing together I would bait her hook and remove her fish if need be. And if the fishing was slow and I caught a fish before she did, I would set the hook and let her reel it in. *that's a big deal!*

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I confess this is one of the many reasons I love you.

I confess that not being into watching fishing on tv does NOT mean I don't have any fishing abilities!!! (Be they few and far between, I am still proud of the ones I possess)!

I confess also that I can bait my own hook! (Who's afraid of a lil worm? Or some dirt? C'mon! I live to get dirty!!)

I confess you can, however; take the fish off the hook for me..cuz..well... I know. There are ways to take them off so their scales don't cut you, but I have YET to fish and not have at least one cut my hand up! I don't like that feeling at all.

I confess it has been YEARS since I have been fishing, perhaps we should go this summer??

I confess that if we were to go fishing I would try really hard to let you catch the first fish. *W*

I confess that in this winterly wonderland with your icky sickies and the snow all around us, it's a lil fun to think of a warm summer day in the middle of a lake!!!

I confess, all of this (and so much more!!!) is why you will always be one of my closest and best friends!!!!

I confess, I hope you are feeling a million times better very, very soon!!
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I confess I am very upset my PC is having issues that I have been unable to fix. I wish I could do 'remote assist' with someone and see if they can fix it

I confess I am finally making food after only eating a bagel all day. I have been having body aches and wonder if I am getting sick (or do I just need to treat my body better? hmm)

I confess I can't wait for the boi to get home. I don't like to sleep alone, and I miss hym like hell when hy is gone

I confess the kitty is being a snugglebunny all day today and I like it (at least until she kneads her needle-like kitty claws into my legs - jeans don't quite help!)

I confess it makes me smile that work is going above and beyond to help me find the hours I would like so I don't have to go find another job.

I confess that I am truly happy I quit my job and moved down here. Even with the punches life likes to throw, nothing can beat coming home to the one I love and our furbabies, and on occasion even the kiddo that cuddles with me on the couch I wouldn't trade this for all the riches in the world.
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I confess this is one of the many reasons I love you.

I confess that not being into watching fishing on tv does NOT mean I don't have any fishing abilities!!! (Be they few and far between, I am still proud of the ones I possess)!
I confess one does not have to be into fishing shows to enjoy fishing


I confess also that I can bait my own hook! (Who's afraid of a lil worm? Or some dirt? C'mon! I live to get dirty!!)
I confess I laughed when you said 'dirty' heh


I confess you can, however; take the fish off the hook for me..cuz..well... I know. There are ways to take them off so their scales don't cut you, but I have YET to fish and not have at least one cut my hand up! I don't like that feeling at all.
I confess that you are right and that I get cut up sometimes too. I would absolutely take the fish off the hook for you because I wouldn't want your hands smelling all fishy. I also confess that I don't care for my hands smelling fishy - hence the fishing towel!

I confess it has been YEARS since I have been fishing, perhaps we should go this summer??
I confess that is one of the best ideas you've ever come up with!!!!

I confess that if we were to go fishing I would try really hard to let you catch the first fish. *W*
I confess that a part of me wouldn't mind that but another would be truly proud if you did catch one first or even more than me!!!! And trust me, I'm used to all of my friends gloating over out fishing me when they do lol

I confess that in this winterly wonderland with your icky sickies and the snow all around us, it's a lil fun to think of a warm summer day in the middle of a lake!!!
Oh hell yeah!!!!! I say screw it all - let's go to Florida!!!! lol


I confess, all of this (and so much more!!!) is why you will always be one of my closest and best friends!!!!
I confess you mean so much to me that I would grieve losing you as my friend like a death. I'm so thankful we worked through our rough spot several years ago.


I confess, I hope you are feeling a million times better very, very soon!!I confess, I really really appreciate that!!!!
love you!
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I confess your post brought many smiles to my face!!

I confess that I figured you would laugh when I said dirty - and again when you typed your response...and probably again reading this!!

I confess that we do know each other rather well..

I confess that I appreciate that you would take the fish off the hook for me! My hands are grateful!!

I confess that fishy hands are not happy hands.

I confess that you know my competitive drive well...a girl does like to brag occasionally

I confess that Florida sounds good to me!!

I confess that I am also glad that we fixed the leak before it could become a flood..and that it turned into a growing pain of our friendship...which are necessary at times.

I confess that I truly can't imagine my life without your presence..and would rather not have to...

I confess that you make my heart swell with love and affection!

I confess that I am worried that you won't take care of you while you are sick!! Lots of fluids, lots of vitamins (in any form), lots of rest!!!
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I confess your post brought many smiles to my face!!
I confess the mere thought of you makes me smile

I confess that I figured you would laugh when I said dirty - and again when you typed your response...and probably again reading this!!
I confess you don't want to know what I thought when I read 'worm' LOL

I confess that we do know each other rather well..
I confess that you are right!!!!! Sometimes it's scary!


I confess that I appreciate that you would take the fish off the hook for me! My hands are grateful!!
I confess I wouldn't have it any other way!!!!

I confess that fishy hands are not happy hands.
I confess that is why I always have a fishing towel! Plus catfish are slimy

I confess that you know my competitive drive well...a girl does like to brag occasionally
I confess I am competitive as well and likely won't give you too much slack.

I confess that Florida sounds good to me!!
I confess that I have parents there with an extra room!!!

I confess that I am also glad that we fixed the leak before it could become a flood..and that it turned into a growing pain of our friendship...which are necessary at times.
I confess that it made me not take you being in my life for granted!


I confess that I truly can't imagine my life without your presence..and would rather not have to...
I confess that I would fight like hell to not let that happen!!!!

I confess that you make my heart swell with love and affection! I confess I like it when you talk dirty (swell) LOL

I confess that I am worried that you won't take care of you while you are sick!! Lots of fluids, lots of vitamins (in any form), lots of rest!!! I confess that I'm doing the best I can. I really would like some hot soup! I can't take vitamins though - I'm allergic to something in them. And I would like to rest but I can't breath sitting up, I can only imagine how fun it's going to be when I lie down Does Mt Dew count as fluids lol Actually I'd love some lava hot coffee - actually any hot drink, but that will probally have to wait til tomorrow.
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Default Dear Shark, ooh! I confess! Wrong thread! ;)

I confess I am happy I make you smile!!!

I confess your dirty mind is one of my favorite things about you. I further confess you should visit my dirty minds thread - you would do well there.

I confess I'm not scared!

I confess that you ARE a gentleman!

I confess catfish are not only slimy, they are ugly!! I further confess that they can't help being ugly, but they are ugly nonetheless.

I confess I wouldn't expect slack - slack is for those who have no drive!

I confess you DO have parents in Florida with an extra room! I also confess that if we go to Florida, I hope we can avoid the orange alligator. While he is pretty, he could probably still eat us both. I confess that doesn't sound like much fun to me..

I confess I also don't take your presence in my life for granted either. I confess that I think it's a gift that we learned and moved on!!

I confess I know you like it when I talk dirty. I confess also that I know that you can find dirty in almost anything...

I confess that I am MORE worried now than I was before. I confess that perhaps you can't help the vitamins or the rest..but honey. I further confess that Mt. Dew does not really constitute fluids...I confess that you need soup and juice. Not together, I confess.

I also confess I had all this typed out..and then some..and clicked the wrong thing..and lost it all.

I confess..I cussed.

I confess that my baby neice loves icies. I further confess that when she was learning to talk, I taught her to say "Ice Ice Baby" when she wanted an icy. I confess that her grandmother didn't get it, but her mother and I laughed ourselves silly everytime she said it (and we still do)!
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I confess I am happy I make you smile!!! I confess I am happy you make me smile too!!!

I confess your dirty mind is one of my favorite things about you. I further confess you should visit my dirty minds thread - you would do well there.
WHAT??? I confess I didn't know that you have a dirty minds thread. I must find this!

I confess I'm not scared!
I confess that is why I adore you!!!!!


I confess that you ARE a gentleman!
I confess that we need to insert *sometimes* in the above sentence


I confess catfish are not only slimy, they are ugly!! I further confess that they can't help being ugly, but they are ugly nonetheless.
I confess that regardless of their looks, catfish are my favorite fish to catch because they are hearty fighters!!!! I also know an old wives tale that really works in case they sting you


I confess I wouldn't expect slack - slack is for those who have no drive!I confess that neither of us would have it any other way!!! And I think we'd both be disappointed if either of us let the other get ahead.

I confess you DO have parents in Florida with an extra room! I also confess that if we go to Florida, I hope we can avoid the orange alligator. While he is pretty, he could probably still eat us both. I confess that doesn't sound like much fun to me..
I confess that we will avoid ALL gators, orange or otherwise!! We will buy gator jerky to show them we have connections!!!

I confess I also don't take your presence in my life for granted either. I confess that I think it's a gift that we learned and moved on!! I confess that I hate that it happened and I was an idiot *smacking my forehead* but I know our friendship is stronger now than ever!

I confess I know you like it when I talk dirty. I confess also that I know that you can find dirty in almost anything...
I confess that you are right on both counts. Winnie the Pooh - nough said!!!!!!


I confess that I am MORE worried now than I was before. I confess that perhaps you can't help the vitamins or the rest..but honey. I further confess that Mt. Dew does not really constitute fluids...I confess that you need soup and juice. Not together, I confess.
I confess that I would go to the grocery store for said soup but I really don't feel like it!!!! I also confess to pondering if soup constitutes as a liquid lol


I also confess I had all this typed out..and then some..and clicked the wrong thing..and lost it all.
I confess that I'm truly sorry that happened


I confess..I cussed.
I confess I would have too!

I confess that my baby neice loves icies. I further confess that when she was learning to talk, I taught her to say "Ice Ice Baby" when she wanted an icy. I confess that her grandmother didn't get it, but her mother and I laughed ourselves silly everytime she said it (and we still do)!
I confess to loving slushies!!! Grape is my fav usually from Sonic and I confess that I almost always get brain freeze!!!! LOL @ ice ice baby!
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I confess, you are not funny, missy miss.
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I confess I was trying to be helpful, Dear Gemme, not funny!!! *ducking*
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