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Old 01-09-2011, 01:52 AM   #1
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I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away!

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time!

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep!

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures!
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Old 01-09-2011, 02:12 AM   #2
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I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away! I confess that I've always loved your name. It soo suits you!!!!

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal! I confess that I'm relieved that you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator. That would be such a shity day! (But... a few stitches goes a loooong ways for femme sympathy - it's true!) I confess that I would fight like hell to keep you from getting eaten. So much so that you'd stop calling me Shark and start calling me the alligator hunter cause I'd jump on it and try to flatten it! LOL I confess my Mom doesn't like it at all either. She breaks out the binoculars and watches them. I, on the other hand break out the camcorder and record them!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time! I confess that statement may be true. It's hard to disguise the shark fin cutting the water LOL

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep! Thank you!!! I confess my nose is getting chapped from blowing it so much.

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures! I confess that you will may well become totally addicted!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures! I confess it was nothing at all!!!!!!
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Old 01-09-2011, 02:24 AM   #3
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I confess that I am glad you love my name. I pondered long before deciding!

I confess that I am super glad you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator too! It WOULD be a shitty day!!! I confess that stitches DO go far with femmes! I confess I may call you the Alligator Hunter just for S & Gs!

I confess you could say you were just in the gutter to hunt Alligator...

I confess I hate chapping my nose from blowing it so much! I confess Puffs Plus with lotion is great for that - but don't use them on your glasses/sunglasses....
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I confess that I am glad you love my name. I pondered long before deciding! I confess it is as unique as you are! I also confess that I like it cause it's always at the top of the list so I can see if you're on here right away!!!

I confess that I am super glad you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator too! It WOULD be a shitty day!!! I confess that stitches DO go far with femmes! I confess I may call you the Alligator Hunter just for S & Gs! I confess the whole gator attack is sounding better. First I save you and get a few stitches. Then there would be newspaper interviews and I'd probally even make the evening news!!!! I might even get on CNN!!!! Then the whole world of femmes would see my stitches. Who knows, I might even get the key to the city! Of course I'd share it with you though. It would be OUR key!!! And you never know, we might get to go on the Ellen show!!!!!

I confess you could say you were just in the gutter to hunt Alligator... I confess that's exactly what I was doing!!! How did you know???

I confess I hate chapping my nose from blowing it so much! I confess Puffs Plus with lotion is great for that - but don't use them on your glasses/sunglasses.... I confess that I've used them before and they're fine, but that goes to the whole energy thing... cause now I'm buying soup - and crackers cause what is soup without crackers. And then the puffs with lotion and also some kind of fluid. That means walking all over the floor. Where's the delivery service? LOL
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Old 01-09-2011, 03:00 AM   #5
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I confess that I didn't think about it being at the top of the list. I like it!!!

I confess that I think you can get a whole lot outta one conversation about alligators!!! First we were just fishing, and by the end, we may end up on Ellen!!! *laughing* With a key to the city, might I mention!

I confess it's awfully sweet of you to share the key! I suppose it would be your key since you are the one hunting them. I'm good with that! I can be great friends with the guy who got a key to his city by hunting alligators!

I confess Oy! You are right!!!! You should not have to do all that walking!!! If you lived closer I would go to the store for you..then cook you some delicious homemade soup & make sure you were well tended to until you felt all better! I confess that in my absence, your brother should go to the store for you! (I confess I'm good at delegating!!)

I further confess that we have hijacked the confessions thread, but we have stayed true to the thread..and I think that counts for something!
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aww how cute, you have warmed my heart

i just wanted to confess that watching an episode of house (in season two) made me snort.

i confess i have become incredibly aware of my giggling blushing and my annoyingly frequent snorting since my recent attempt at dating, if he were here or on the phone he would have so pointed it out and/or laughed right along with me.

i confess i have again become an addicted house fan since trying to blot out my pain, i've watched most of two seasons (i'm 1 episode short) in like 2.5 days
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I confess that I didn't think about it being at the top of the list. I like it!!! I confess that I've always noticed it's at the top but then our screens are different (like when I go to the homepage my name is the very first name, so I assume yours would be too so you wouldn't really know where it would show up on my page).

I confess that I think you can get a whole lot outta one conversation about alligators!!! First we were just fishing, and by the end, we may end up on Ellen!!! *laughing* With a key to the city, might I mention! I confess that this is how our conversations usually go though. True?

I confess it's awfully sweet of you to share the key! I suppose it would be your key since you are the one hunting them. I'm good with that! I can be great friends with the guy who got a key to his city by hunting alligators! I confess that you are wrong. Yes, I said wrong because I was not hunting alligators! I was saving you from the alligator! Remember? I jumped on the gator trying to flaten him or her. One of it's teeth went in my thumb or something so I got stitches. You were saved, but you got some bruises and you skinned your knee. So it would be OUR key, we both bled for it. If I were to hunt gators I'd have a gun. And I'd have to have a permit to hunt them I'm sure. Most gator hunts happen at night with bright lights cause it makes their eyes light up. If we were to fly down there I wouldn't have my gun with me for one thing. And I sure will not be hunting for them at night with all the misquitos and bugs. In addition to that, I wouldn't go hunting gators because I seriously doubt I could get you to go with me - and what fun would that be?

I confess Oy! You are right!!!! You should not have to do all that walking!!! If you lived closer I would go to the store for you..then cook you some delicious homemade soup & make sure you were well tended to until you felt all better! I confess that in my absence, your brother should go to the store for you! (I confess I'm good at delegating!!) I confess that I know you would! And I would be so appreciative!!! I also confess that you're very good at delegating, but I've asked enough of my brother. I won't be asking him to go shopping for me too.

I further confess that we have hijacked the confessions thread, but we have stayed true to the thread..and I think that counts for something! I confess that you are so right!!!! I hope the OP doesn't hate us But I've had a great time tonight with you, as usual
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I confess catfish are not only slimy, they are ugly!! I further confess that they can't help being ugly, but they are ugly nonetheless.

I confess you DO have parents in Florida with an extra room! I also confess that if we go to Florida, I hope we can avoid the orange alligator. While he is pretty, he could probably still eat us both. I confess that doesn't sound like much fun to me..

I confess..I cussed.

I confess that my baby neice loves icies. I further confess that when she was learning to talk, I taught her to say "Ice Ice Baby" when she wanted an icy. I confess that her grandmother didn't get it, but her mother and I laughed ourselves silly everytime she said it (and we still do)!
I confess....you're not very nice to catfish.

I spent more than two decades in FL. The gators in the canal are much nicer than the ones dressed in blue and orange.

I confess...you DID? Do tell!

I confess....you may or may not have a mischievious gene in you.

I confess I now want to know what shark's catfish sting remedy is. Does it involve peeing on someone, or is that only for jellyfish?
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I confess that is very true about our conversations!!! There is no telling where we will start or even more to the point, where we will end up!! I love that about talking with you! We spend plenty of time weaving a path!!!

I confess I WAS wrong! You were saving me, not hunting. You only turned to hunting later! *Laughing* I further confess I probably wouldn't go hunting with you as I do have a marked propensity to avoid hunting all together.

I confess it's okay to ask for things...it's all part of life sometimes. And sometimes, we need to be taken care of. I confess that someone in the house will need to go to the store soon enough!! I confess I hope you rested well last night!!

I confess that I thoroughly enjoyed our foray into fishing, gator hunting, illnesses, confessions, and education..as I always enjoy sharing time with you!!

I confess that I love you and am looking forward to our next hijack!
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