Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

nycfem · 01-15-2011, 09:47 AM

When someone starts to complain:

"Here's a quarter. Go call 1-800-BOO-HOO, and dial extension Wah Wah."

Nightshade · 01-15-2011, 01:16 PM

Someone call the wahmbulance!

Blade · 01-15-2011, 01:33 PM

my Daddy to me as a teen
me to my son all his life
and I'm sure there are others that I've said it to or wished I had.

You can't hear with your mouth open, now sit down close your mouth and open your ears and listen to me

Gemme · 01-15-2011, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

Someone call the wahmbulance!

I say that a lot!

Toughy · 01-16-2011, 09:23 AM

said by my 5ft, 98 lb baby sister to her 3 sons (age 10-16) on the third trip of running in the back door and taring thru the house screaming, yelling and laughing and out the front door................

she steps in front of them, looks up (they are all taller than her) and says:

'I brought you into this world and I can damn sure take you out..........get outside and stay there!!!'

(she says the same thing to her grandchildren when they start acting like a bunch of fools)

Isadora · 01-16-2011, 09:55 AM

After a rather nasty short man in a bar makes a snide comment.

"Honey, I can always get thinner, you, however, will never get any taller."

01-15-2011, 01:33 PM	#3
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01-15-2011, 09:47 AM	#1
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Toughy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: pervert butch feminist woman Preferred Pronoun?: see above Relationship Status: independent entity Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,826 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,068 Thanked 7,653 Times in 1,522 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	said by my 5ft, 98 lb baby sister to her 3 sons (age 10-16) on the third trip of running in the back door and taring thru the house screaming, yelling and laughing and out the front door................ she steps in front of them, looks up (they are all taller than her) and says: 'I brought you into this world and I can damn sure take you out..........get outside and stay there!!!' (she says the same thing to her grandchildren when they start acting like a bunch of fools)