Astrology: There's a new sign in town, baby

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by Arwen

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Is it me or does he have a might anaconda, Rhonda?

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well, since you asked, i think he does indeed have a might anaconda.

(i have noooo clue what you're talking about, just couldn't resist ~ cause i'm rhonda )

Originally Posted by Mister Snobby

... I haven't spent the last 10 years of my life in deep contemplation of my navel, only to discover I'll now have to go back and reinterpret my entire existence as a *spit* Gemini! ....

*raised eyebrow*

tell me what is so wrong with us Geminites that you feel the need to spit?
Didn't anyone teach you that spitting is rude and makes all the girls run?

*tries several times to spell loogy before giving up*

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

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Footnotes:
[1] The eight planets are: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.

so now i have to retrain myself:

my very earthy mama just served us nine. nope, doesn't work....

my very earthy mama just served us nanas? no, doesn't feel right...

my very earthy mama just served us nachos? not quite....

my very early monthly just showed up. NOOOOOOO!

That'll work...for me, at least.
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i've never been big on astrology, can find bits of me in each sign. But, i like being a Gemini cause of how others react when they find out i'm one, so no matter what the "experts" claim, i'll always claim Gemini.