Toasters?

TeaPartyTart · 11-09-2009, 08:00 PM

I love the smell of toasty sarcasm in the evening. How's everyone doing?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-09-2009, 08:05 PM

I am doing peachy!! I love jam on my toast.... Never jelly though

atomiczombie · 11-09-2009, 08:12 PM

Toaster ovens rock! It's basically a toaster that can cook personal pizzas and hot dogs and cookies and...and....and......

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 08:16 PM

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-09-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

and just to piss ya off...

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 08:26 PM

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-09-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoL2S2R_v0I"]YouTube- Tom Cruise - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) Tropic Thunder Remixed[/ame]

Dora the Crack Whore-a

Gemme · 11-09-2009, 10:37 PM

I like a toaster with big slots.

Jett · 11-09-2009, 10:52 PM

TeaPartyTart · 11-10-2009, 07:31 AM

So glad to see the images found their way into the thread. I'm getting ready to make breakfast (2 poached eggs and a piece of multigrain toast). I go for the second darkest setting and flip the toast for an additional 1/2 toast for more even coloring. You can see my dilema with the toaster.

So happy to see all of the toaster oven earners make a drive by. How thoughtful of you to share.

PinkieLee · 11-10-2009, 08:47 AM

Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift.

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages...g_toaster.html

Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!

Diva · 11-09-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Sure. Blame June, who is the only one who actually posted a link to a bonafide working toaster.

And for the record? I do not own a HK Toaster. Just a Waffle Iron and some other crap.

e , I am watching you, missy. I see your pitiful attempts to slander my good name and reputation. And you too, "Auntie" Diva.

Backing out of the thread slowly.

Remember the day our nailpolish almost matched?
Ok, that was random. Wrong thread.

I'm just jealous because You have a toaster and I don't.
I'm going to The WalMarket.......

11-09-2009, 08:16 PM	#4
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	I tell you I'd be a lot better if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast. <@> for Snowy. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-09-2009, 08:26 PM	#6
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me. Dead. But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread. And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-09-2009, 10:37 PM	#8
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11-09-2009, 10:52 PM	#9
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11-09-2009, 08:00 PM	#1
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11-09-2009, 08:05 PM	#2
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11-09-2009, 08:12 PM	#3
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11-10-2009, 07:31 AM	#10
TeaPartyTart Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: I think "cupcake" has a nice ring to it Relationship Status: shackin' up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 65 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13 Thanked 40 Times in 20 Posts Rep Power: 185	So glad to see the images found their way into the thread. I'm getting ready to make breakfast (2 poached eggs and a piece of multigrain toast). I go for the second darkest setting and flip the toast for an additional 1/2 toast for more even coloring. You can see my dilema with the toaster. So happy to see all of the toaster oven earners make a drive by. How thoughtful of you to share.

11-10-2009, 08:47 AM	#11
PinkieLee Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I need ya boo, gotta see ya boo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Big Money Texas Posts: 4,708 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,309 Thanked 13,075 Times in 3,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift. http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages...g_toaster.html Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!