Toasters?

atomiczombie · 11-09-2009, 08:12 PM

Toaster ovens rock! It's basically a toaster that can cook personal pizzas and hot dogs and cookies and...and....and......

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 08:16 PM

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-09-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

and just to piss ya off...

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 08:26 PM

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-09-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoL2S2R_v0I"]YouTube- Tom Cruise - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) Tropic Thunder Remixed[/ame]

Dora the Crack Whore-a

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 08:40 PM

Dead.

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Gemme · 11-09-2009, 10:37 PM

I like a toaster with big slots.

Jett · 11-09-2009, 10:52 PM

TeaPartyTart · 11-10-2009, 07:31 AM

So glad to see the images found their way into the thread. I'm getting ready to make breakfast (2 poached eggs and a piece of multigrain toast). I go for the second darkest setting and flip the toast for an additional 1/2 toast for more even coloring. You can see my dilema with the toaster.

So happy to see all of the toaster oven earners make a drive by. How thoughtful of you to share.

PinkieLee · 11-10-2009, 08:47 AM

Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift.

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages...g_toaster.html

Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!

TeaPartyTart · 11-10-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

Oh TPT... you better be glad that I LYLAS, 'cause I've already got this one on registry for y'all for a housewarming gift.

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages...g_toaster.html

Now, somebody make me some Hello Kitty toast, with peanut butter please!!

Oh lordy the hot dog toaster. That grosses me out more than you will ever know. Just think of the bacteria breeding in the inner workings of that poor toaster. I'd rather opt for a convenience store sweaty log roll hotdog.

Speaking of peanut butter, creamy or crunchy?

Novelafemme · 11-10-2009, 09:34 AM

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