What Cracked You Up Today?

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

It was a wild time wasn't it? Thank you again!

Ummm...Blade, just because Sweet and I didn't get one up on you two last night doesn't mean you guys are out of the woods...

Hmm, something you ate must have made ya delusional, lol.

Medusa · 01-19-2011, 09:10 AM

I just busted out laughing at work so hard that I have cried all of my eyeliner off and snorted loud enough to bring people out of their cubes.

All over a conversation about how to stop yourself from having a stroke.

Bella~Vita · 01-19-2011, 10:51 AM

WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird?

Blade · 01-19-2011, 04:47 PM

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

durrrrrrrr · 01-19-2011, 05:01 PM

a text message that i got today

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

Blade · 01-19-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

The cream always rises to the top

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Oh heck no! I am not going anywhere near this!

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!

Rook · 01-19-2011, 09:15 PM

An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?"..
The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face"

bigbutchmistie · 01-19-2011, 10:25 PM

Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass...

Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass

Rook · 01-24-2011, 05:11 PM

This caught me offguard....
And made me think.....

What if I encountered that spider, while My femme shrieked??{or boi...cuz I've met boi's who cringe @ bugs}....

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

Miss Scarlett · 01-20-2011, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

It was funny wasn't it?

Somehow I think the three of you are never going to let me live this one down.

DomnNC · 01-20-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

It was funny wasn't it?

Somehow I think the three of you are never going to let me live this one down.

Somehow I do believe you're right!

durrrrrrrr · 01-19-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kat_Fl

WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird?

readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat

Bella~Vita · 01-19-2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat

I almost choked on my coffee I laughed so hard ..she was so serious too..lol

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

Hmm, something you ate must have made ya delusional, lol.

But I didn't eat the Jello...

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

But I didn't eat the Jello...

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*

I know, right? The look was priceless!

But in a kiddie pool? I dunno, landing on that might be like landing on concrete.

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