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kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!! I admit... you were a very good sport letting us laugh and make jest of you!! Quote:
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That "glove" is FLUBBER.... "it looks like rubber, so he calls it Flubber" The jello looked like jello, turned out to be tougher than rubber, was "springy" and never failed to "pop" back into it's original shape!! With those qualities, we've got either something similar to Flubber....or a good replacement for old fashioned silicone implants!!! Quote:
 didn't you hear the story last night about the Windstream Repair Tech?
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Well crud. I posted it then tried to type somthing and now it's disappeared. Guess I'll go find it again... but in the meantime, thought this was pretty neat too...
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Mum : "Oh crap, I confused movies, no wonder...It's Golda"..
bailey : "Meir?" Mum: "Yeah, serious chain smoker" bailey : "yeah, so I hear" Mum: "Heyy look who played her husband..." bailey : "heyy ..Spock"... [both of 'em tryin to do the Hand thingy, Me walkin in, watchin, smirking] Me: "aww...y'all can't do this?" [successfully impeccably does 'Live Long and Prosper' sign.....with both hands] Me: "I can also do this"[curls my tongue], Iths genethic!" Both of 'em :"Gah, fuck you...." Me: "U hate me cuz u aint me...-MWAH-"   
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I typed in Red Ryder BB Gun into Google. This is what I came up with. I guess the little fart stuck the barrel in his mouth. I've seen kids shot with bb guns but this is a first.
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01-22-2011, 09:47 AM
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An eight year old family members asks me in Wal Mart near the customer service area. We were discussing how well he is doing in school. "When we get to third grade that is when we get periods right?" Me: Well Nick I don't know about that.
He was trying to ask me if they would begin changing classes several times a day like the older kids. I refuse to answer questions about the Birds and the Bees and refer them to their parents. 
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this commercial cracked me up, especially the last thing the dude says |
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Watching the character on the A- team (Murdock) talking about the golf ball liberation front.....
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The funniest baby moment in existance!!
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headlines in the local paper.....Coroner: man hit by train was standing on tracks...DUH!
I have 3 puppy loves in here Skippy is on my bed and Tashi and Willie are laying in the floor beside my desk. Skippy is much smaller than them and he thinks he's a German Shepherd. Anyway Skippy stands up on the edge of my bed and Willie stands in the floor, with his paws on the edge of my bed....they touch noses....I'm thinking this should be good...they eye each other for a few seconds and then lick each other in the nose at the same time. I cracked up I don't think this is what any of the 3 of us expected.
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Have you met my parents? Ummm so much for a nice quiet evening...........again.
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As I merged off of the main road this afternoon I noticed the car in front of me had his right turn signal still blinking. That is pretty normal, a lot of people forget to turn it off after the turn which is really a fork in the road.
I followed the car probably 7 miles out blinker still flashing and he suddenly slammed on breaks........a rafter of turkeys had walked out in the road in front of him....all I can figure is they must have thought he was turning too...shrugs......so after they strutted across the road, the car pulled on off and turned his blinker off.
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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eye fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
----------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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I went to Aldi's to shop today. You have to pay a quarter for a cart and when you return it and hook it back to the other carts it gives you your quarter back.
I go to the buggy area and put my quarter in and it wouldn't let me have a buggy but it let me have 2 buggies. I fought and fought with the buggy to try to get my quarter back so I could get a single buggy. A lady came up and she held one end of the buggies and I had the other end, at the same time we jerked the shit out of the buggies in opposite directions, all to no avail the buggies didn't come apart and I couldn't get my quarter back so I could get another buggy. The lady went on into the store and suddenly I realized I had stuck the quarter in the 2nd buggy not the first one that is why it gave me 2 buggies instead of one. DUH!!!! Did I feel like a dork or what? I went on inside and the lady saw me and said oh I see you finally got a buggy. I said yes Ma'am. She said how'd you get it? I told her and we both about wet the floor in the store. I raised up my bangs and said do I have STUPID written up there?
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Listening to Blade today describe how poor Skippy got a scuffed up nose....
... while we were chatting, I had told my Willy dog to "get out" (because he picks on poor Skippy) and on his way out, he nearly smacked his nose into the door frame and his little back feet slipped out from under him. He "put on the breaks" but they didn't work. I guess his Momma should trim the long hair out of his face so he can see where he's going? He looks like Barkley from Sesame Street!
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