What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 16

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

I know, right? The look was priceless!

But in a kiddie pool? I dunno, landing on that might be like landing on concrete.

I'm not sure? I pictured the BOUNCE to be hilarious!!
Kinda like skipping a rock on a pond.... how many bounces would we get with THAT jello?

Blade · 01-19-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

The cream always rises to the top

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

I'm not sure? I pictured the BOUNCE to be hilarious!!
Kinda like skipping a rock on a pond.... how many bounces would we get with THAT jello?

Considering that it had little to no wiggle and absolutely no jiggle whatsoever, I'd say one bounce...maybe.

After some discussion, Dom and I concluded it was probably made by Ellie Mae.

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Oh heck no! I am not going anywhere near this!

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

Considering that it had little to no wiggle and absolutely no jiggle whatsoever, I'd say one bounce...maybe.

After some discussion, Dom and I concluded it was probably made by Ellie Mae.

Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!

Blade · 01-19-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!

I wouldn't waste Reddi Wip Cream like that I have much more creative uses for that stuff

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!

Or perhaps pipe insulation?

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

Sweet, darlin' I am not going near this one either! He's all yours...

SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!

HighMainFemme · 01-19-2011, 08:38 PM

One of my daughters favorite lines in Freak Friday was "Mom, you're such a fun sucker. A few days after watching the movie, my daughter turns to me and says, "Mom, you're such a sun f*cker." It took her a moment to realize what she had said. She burst into tears (I dont allow swearing, of course). I had to keep from laughing!!!

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*

I know! I had to keep trying it to make sure I was actually having to CHEW jello, wth. Even the fork had issues going into it, was the first time I ever had to eat jello with a fork instead of a spoon too!

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!

You're right! I think we could make a fortune off it! We could even make those memory foam mattresses with it! I wonder if I could steal their recipe, lol, cuz they sure the heck didn't follow the directions on the box!

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!

Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by HighMainFemme

One of my daughters favorite lines in Freak Friday was "Mom, you're such a fun sucker. A few days after watching the movie, my daughter turns to me and says, "Mom, you're such a sun f*cker." It took her a moment to realize what she had said. She burst into tears (I dont allow swearing, of course). I had to keep from laughing!!!

Poor kid, I dunno, I might have had to laugh over that one!

Rook · 01-19-2011, 09:15 PM

An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?"..
The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face"

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

I know! I had to keep trying it to make sure I was actually having to CHEW jello, wth. Even the fork had issues going into it, was the first time I ever had to eat jello with a fork instead of a spoon too!

Are you sure it wasn't "fake" jello?
kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!!

I admit... you were a very good sport letting us laugh and make jest of you!!

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

You're right! I think we could make a fortune off it! We could even make those memory foam mattresses with it! I wonder if I could steal their recipe, lol, cuz they sure the heck didn't follow the directions on the box!

Memory foam mattresses.... something for the NASA space shuttle...or new cushions for Coach Airplane seats? How about running shoe soles?
Or!!! BETTER YET!!!
How's about we do like Robin Williams and "electrify" some FLUBBER???

I think "our boat just came in"!!

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Originally Posted by DomnNC

Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!

Double dog? REALLY????
Seriously??

If you double dog dare me, that means I get to send the other FOUR dogs and FIVE cats to your house for the weekend?

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Are you sure it wasn't "fake" jello?
kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!!

I admit... you were a very good sport letting us laugh and make jest of you!!

Chuckles, well it was quite funny indeed.

Memory foam mattresses.... something for the NASA space shuttle...or new cushions for Coach Airplane seats? How about running shoe soles?
Or!!! BETTER YET!!!
How's about we do like Robin Williams and "electrify" some FLUBBER???

I think "our boat just came in"!!

Now that glove looks like the green jello!! I bet it could hold that shape too!

Double dog? REALLY????
Seriously??

If you double dog dare me, that means I get to send the other FOUR dogs and FIVE cats to your house for the weekend?

Lol, ohhh nooo, you get to keep them! Don't ya remember that double dog dare from A Christmas Story? Ya gotta do it now, it's the dreaded double dog dare!

bigbutchmistie · 01-19-2011, 10:25 PM

Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass...

Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass

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HighMainFemme Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Queer Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: polyamorous Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 29 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52 Thanked 98 Times in 20 Posts Rep Power: 29868	the things kids say One of my daughters favorite lines in Freak Friday was "Mom, you're such a fun sucker. A few days after watching the movie, my daughter turns to me and says, "Mom, you're such a sun f*cker." It took her a moment to realize what she had said. She burst into tears (I dont allow swearing, of course). I had to keep from laughing!!! __________________ live, love, grow

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Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?".. The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face" __________________

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bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass... Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass