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Old 01-20-2011, 04:09 PM   #5681
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so im over on yahoo looking at stores and the headline "Mall Fall Lady may Sue"....hmmm sounds interesting let me watch video...seems this lady was at a mall up in Reading Pa. somewhere and was walking thru the mall texting on her phone, somehow didnt notice the BIG fountain in front of her and when head first in.......now im sorry i laughed to the point i was gonna pee on myself...but as i read i ended up with a "zombie face" look bc shew is actually thinking of suing bc noone came to her aid....note...she fell in,got up gathered her stuff and climbed out..from my take noone even saw it happen

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so im over on yahoo looking at stores and the headline "Mall Fall Lady may Sue"....hmmm sounds interesting let me watch video...seems this lady was at a mall up in Reading Pa. somewhere and was walking thru the mall texting on her phone, somehow didnt notice the BIG fountain in front of her and when head first in.......now im sorry i laughed to the point i was gonna pee on myself...but as i read i ended up with a "zombie face" look bc shew is actually thinking of suing bc noone came to her aid....note...she fell in,got up gathered her stuff and climbed out..from my take noone even saw it happen
She fell in and she is going to sue the place I don't think so but the story was kinda of funny though I laughed..thanks
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Dammit! Slept from 5:30-10:45pm!!! I did myself in!!! Oh why dont I know how to take power naps! My naps are more like marathons!!!
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I was thinking the other day about surgery....FTM/MTF. Seems to me that FTM surgery would be more advanced than it is since seemingly the main surgeries are chest and figuring out how to make a functional penis.

Seems to me like MTF surgery would be more behind since there seems to be more issues, like body hair and getting rid of the beard and getting breast and vagina just seems MTF's have more things to take care of in order to transition.

But ya know what after thinking about it some, I'm guessing it comes down to privilege.
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I was thinking the other day about surgery....FTM/MTF. Seems to me that FTM surgery would be more advanced than it is since seemingly the main surgeries are chest and figuring out how to make a functional penis.

Seems to me like MTF surgery would be more behind since there seems to be more issues, like body hair and getting rid of the beard and getting breast and vagina just seems MTF's have more things to take care of in order to transition.

But ya know what after thinking about it some, I'm guessing it comes down to privilege.
I know many MTFs Their surgeries were mostly done in Trinidad CO (well known, where most go) and the Phillippines. Some in Canada, It's down to an art and far more functional than FTM
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