The "Who doesn't love Reba?" Thread

The_Lady_Snow · 02-13-2011, 10:40 AM

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!

WolfyOne · 02-13-2011, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!

Yes, Ma'am and Gemme says she'll offend you in person

princessbelle · 02-13-2011, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Don't you all read the big letters about not using fluff threads to o offend members?

OFFENSIVE!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Yes, Ma'am and Gemme says she'll offend you in person

Don't know nothing bout no derailing fish.

Never heard of fish.

points to Wolfy and Gemme.

*said in a very old southern slang...I swear to goodness!!!!!

speaking of reba.

Just looked outside...don't see her at the gas station...will report later.

The_Lady_Snow · 02-13-2011, 01:21 PM

I think she looks like a frog

Chancie · 02-13-2011, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I think she looks like a frog

-17,000

The_Lady_Snow · 02-13-2011, 02:27 PM

Teacher, you know I'm right!

She favors Tootsie, and I ain't talkin' the movie either.....

theoddz · 02-13-2011, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Teacher, you know I'm right!

She favors Tootsie, and I ain't talkin' the movie either.....

Tootsie.

Reba.

I ask ya.......

~Theo~

theoddz · 02-13-2011, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I think she looks like a frog

Now, I don't see anything wrong with that.

I also must say.......I

me some Reba.

*toe curl*

~Theo~

Gentle Tiger · 02-14-2011, 11:35 PM

I wonder if there's a singing fish doing a Reba song.

Medusa · 02-15-2011, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger

I wonder if there's a singing fish doing a Reba song.

NAY! Oh, NAY Tigery one. NAY on the singing fish. An extra special NAY on the fish doing Reba. You want a girl to have a seizure?

At least I know what to get you for Christmas

Medusa · 02-15-2011, 07:25 AM

Reba has a clothing line.

A. CLOTHING. LINE.

I must admit that, embarrasingly enough, I was in Dillard's last year and picked up a tie-dyed skirt and thought "Hrm, this could be cute". When I checked the tag and saw that it was a "Reba" edition, I got all upset and shoved it back on the rack.

I might have had a hissy fit and called June about it as well.

I went and checked out the "Reba" line of clothing on her extra speshul website and discovered an extra (not) awesome shirt!

Because everyone wants to look like they went to the fair and ate their way across the midway and then rode the Tilt-a-Whirl until they yarked all over their own chest:

http://www.rebastyle.com/products/re...blimation-tee/

The_Lady_Snow · 02-15-2011, 07:36 AM

It's $68.00 worth of EEEWW

SecretAgentMa'am · 08-20-2011, 06:16 PM

Okay, let's try that again. This is the dress I want:

Also, my sister and I used to sing this together as a duet in the car. I'm not at all sure what that says about us.

Medusa · 08-20-2011, 06:18 PM

Vince Gill in a military uniform.

YOU. ARE. FIRED!

*twitch*

SecretAgentMa'am · 08-20-2011, 06:21 PM

I <3 Vince Gill almost as much as I <3 Reba.

VintageFemme · 08-20-2011, 06:38 PM

ummmmmmmm i don't love reba. in fact she makes me want to slit my wrists and dip them in a beer can

SecretAgentMa'am · 08-20-2011, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Vince Gill in a military uniform.

YOU. ARE. FIRED!

*twitch*

If you prefer, I can start a Taylor Swift thread. I adore Taylor Swift.

sharkchomp · 08-20-2011, 10:59 PM

I love Reba
I don't care if she looks like a frog
or a cocker spaniel
or an elf
or clay aiken
or a camel
or a man

but........ that shit was funny!!!!!!

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

Scorp · 08-21-2011, 07:09 AM

I NEVER cared for Reba

I can't stand the sound of her voice whether she's speaking or singing, it annoys the shit out of me. And let's forget about those lame expressions on her face.

*Click* Off she goes if I come across her on tv while searching the gazillion channels.

Ok so I had to do a little research and this makes me can't stand fuckin' Dumbo ears Reba moreso:

Actress Kirstie Alley was the target of one of Reba McEntire's quips on last night's ACM Awards, and the punchline earned jeers from the former 'Cheers' star.

In a gag that first took aim at a country superstar, Reba joked, "Next is Toby Keith. Toby has a chain of restaurants called I Love This Bar and Grill. It specializes in fried onion rings, fried mozzarella sticks and southern fried Twinkies. Yeah, that sounds like Thanksgiving at Kirstie Alley's house to me."

Kirstie, a frequent Twitter user, tweeted: @reba wow...thought we girls would stick together....next time you need a fat joke about me, just ask...Mine are funny."

I'm done (for now)....

MissPriss · 08-21-2011, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretAgentMa'am

If you prefer, I can start a Taylor Swift thread. I adore Taylor Swift.

Reba rocks..even more so in her early days. The songs were much better then. I personally beg you not to start a Taylor Swift thread. Please Please Please LOL

02-13-2011, 10:40 AM	#1
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02-13-2011, 01:21 PM	#4
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02-13-2011, 02:27 PM	#6
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02-14-2011, 11:35 PM	#9
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02-15-2011, 07:25 AM	#11
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02-15-2011, 07:36 AM	#12
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08-20-2011, 06:16 PM	#13
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08-20-2011, 10:59 PM	#18
sharkchomp Member How Do You Identify?: TG/stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Knoxville Posts: 426 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 419 Thanked 1,343 Times in 309 Posts Rep Power: 9701638	I love Reba I don't care if she looks like a frog or a cocker spaniel or an elf or clay aiken or a camel or a man but........ that shit was funny!!!!!! ~~~shark~~~~~~~~ __________________ take a fish boating

08-21-2011, 07:09 AM	#19
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Never A Fan I NEVER cared for Reba I can't stand the sound of her voice whether she's speaking or singing, it annoys the shit out of me. And let's forget about those lame expressions on her face. Click Off she goes if I come across her on tv while searching the gazillion channels. Ok so I had to do a little research and this makes me can't stand fuckin' Dumbo ears Reba moreso: Actress Kirstie Alley was the target of one of Reba McEntire's quips on last night's ACM Awards, and the punchline earned jeers from the former 'Cheers' star. In a gag that first took aim at a country superstar, Reba joked, "Next is Toby Keith. Toby has a chain of restaurants called I Love This Bar and Grill. It specializes in fried onion rings, fried mozzarella sticks and southern fried Twinkies. Yeah, that sounds like Thanksgiving at Kirstie Alley's house to me." Kirstie, a frequent Twitter user, tweeted: @reba wow...thought we girls would stick together....next time you need a fat joke about me, just ask...Mine are funny." I'm done (for now)....