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Old 02-18-2011, 08:49 PM   #481
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no, spock, I dont care what that thing on your head is telling you. We humans put our penises IN the woman's vagina like this....
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yes, yes spock your new head gear is just cute as hell. Now, can we please move on to the fact that my "beam me up scottie" thingy is broken?
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