How do you know when you are getting older?

Guy · 03-02-2011, 09:48 PM

it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age

when your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

you give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

OS Butch · 03-03-2011, 06:53 AM

You know you are getting old....

When you add Kegel exercises to your daily routine.

justkim · 03-03-2011, 06:58 AM

You know your getting older when...

Shoot, now I can't remember...

OS Butch · 03-04-2011, 01:25 PM

You know you are getting older when...

You put something in the microwave to reheat it....you find it the next day, still in the mircowave.

Passionaria · 03-04-2011, 01:29 PM

Sigh, I used to be able to keep my entire schedule, and lists of everything in my heard and not miss a beat. Now it is all on paper, or heaven help me !? Aye~

JustJo · 03-04-2011, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OS Butch

You know you are getting older when...

You put something in the microwave to reheat it....you find it the next day, still in the mircowave.

I have sooooo done this.

JustJo · 03-04-2011, 01:36 PM

You know you're getting older when a trip to the antique store is like a flashback to your childhood.

OS Butch · 03-04-2011, 03:48 PM

You know you are getting older when....

You go to the Barber for a haircut. You look down at the clipping to find the pepper has just about totally disappeared......

Can you guess what I did today?

diamondrose · 03-08-2011, 09:35 AM

You know you are getting old when you can't recall what holidays were holidays off from school.

Jess · 03-08-2011, 12:29 PM

When you begin to plan a legal recourse instead of whacking the hell out of the mechanic screwing up your vehicles.... READ: Too old to whack 'em these days..LOL

OS Butch · 03-09-2011, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OS Butch

You know you are getting older when...

You put something in the microwave to reheat it....you find it the next day, still in the mircowave.

Ugh! Found a cup of coffee in my microwave just now!

OS Butch · 03-09-2011, 07:30 AM

You know you are getting old when you get up to get something in another room and you get there and you don't remember what you where getting.....and this happens more than once for the same thing.

Andrew, Jr. · 03-09-2011, 09:04 AM

You know you are getting older when you are searching for your glasses all over the house and they are right on your face.

BoDy*ShOt · 03-27-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OS Butch

Ugh! Found a cup of coffee in my microwave just now!

haha! this happened to me this morning - totally forgot i put a cup to re-heat last night!!

03-04-2011, 01:29 PM	#5
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,737 Times in 1,248 Posts Rep Power: 16689910	*Sigh, I used to be able to keep my entire schedule, and lists of everything in my heard and not miss a beat. Now it is all on paper, or heaven help me !? Aye~* __________________ *Moon cat madness*

03-04-2011, 01:36 PM	#7
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,405 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You know you're getting older when a trip to the antique store is like a flashback to your childhood. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

03-02-2011, 09:48 PM	#1
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age when your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. you give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

03-03-2011, 06:53 AM	#2
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are getting old.... When you add Kegel exercises to your daily routine.

03-03-2011, 06:58 AM	#3
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,799 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	You know your getting older when... Shoot, now I can't remember...

03-04-2011, 01:25 PM	#4
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are getting older when... You put something in the microwave to reheat it....you find it the next day, still in the mircowave.

03-04-2011, 03:48 PM	#8
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are getting older when.... You go to the Barber for a haircut. You look down at the clipping to find the pepper has just about totally disappeared...... Can you guess what I did today?

03-08-2011, 09:35 AM	#9
diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536274	You know you are getting old when you can't recall what holidays were holidays off from school.

03-08-2011, 12:29 PM	#10
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	When you begin to plan a legal recourse instead of whacking the hell out of the mechanic screwing up your vehicles.... READ: Too old to whack 'em these days..LOL

03-09-2011, 07:30 AM	#12
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	You know you are getting old when you get up to get something in another room and you get there and you don't remember what you where getting.....and this happens more than once for the same thing.

03-09-2011, 09:04 AM	#13
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	You know you are getting older when you are searching for your glasses all over the house and they are right on your face.