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The_Lady_Snow · 03-04-2011, 01:58 PM

I thought maybe it was a pretend cussing thread.

%#*%£!

I'm terrible with punctuation I'm sorry

Martina · 03-04-2011, 03:17 PM

My housemate, a high school English teacher, does not use or teach the use of commas before coordinating conjunctions.

AtLast · 03-04-2011, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I thought maybe it was a pretend cussing thread.

%#*%£!

I'm terrible with punctuation I'm sorry

LOL..... I'm with you! And will always take poetic license with punctuation.

daisygrrl · 03-04-2011, 06:32 PM

I love, love punctuation--especially the dash ;-) Oh, and a well placed semicolon makes me giddy. I know, I know: I'm a nerd

Language is a living entity, so it only stands to reason that punctuation will fluctuate in its usage, too. I always remind my students that they should use punctuation as a tool to enhance clarity. Rules, which change all the time--be damned Writing can be fun, damn-it!

hpychick · 03-04-2011, 06:40 PM

Oh, I do believe you've made my heart go pitter-patter! In the age of texting and emoticon-ing, it seems the art of true writing (and proper form) has been lost!

I can now die in peace, knowing that someone out there loves punctuation like I do!

<3

WolfyOne · 03-04-2011, 06:51 PM

*raises hand* I am bad with punctuation

Wow, I feel much better now that I got that out

Does this mean I'm going to have to start ending my sentences with a period?

If June is challenged by ', I just want to say with me, it's pure laziness

Martina · 03-04-2011, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Does this mean I'm going to have to start ending my sentences with a period?

Yes. (note the period)

princessbelle · 03-04-2011, 07:46 PM

Have you ever talked like you write? Actually say the words "she said" or "question mark" at the end of a sentence when you ask a question?

It is sorta fun and it's not as easy as you'd think

Warning though... (counts three)

it may land you a slap especially if the someone you are talking is allowed to slap you and sometimes even when they are not.

Diva · 03-04-2011, 07:46 PM

For Mr. B....................

Mister Bent · 03-04-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

I recently went through a spate of reading a lot of Gertrude Stein, who is infamous for her lack of commas and punctuation in general.

Even though I think she was kind of a fascinating wack job, I felt a certain kindred spirit-ness with her.

Spell check that, Mr. Bent.

Spirit-ness (c)

Well, some might spell it "whack" job. But this thread is about punctuation, Juney, so I will remain on seated hands with regard to the atrocities of spelling found within.

daisygrrl · 03-04-2011, 07:29 PM

Ya know, I think that people are just too worried about "being wrong" with punctuation (or grammar) because of the mean-ole-English-teacher stereotype (and lived experiences).

Laziness is one thing, but I think that even text-messaging is its own, valid language (just sayin').

BTW: I adore Stein.

girl_dee · 03-04-2011, 07:33 PM

I am sure nothing compares to the complete overuse of the punctuation mark.

I find this to be mostly true on forums like Facebook.

It just annoys the HELL out of me !!!!!! oh wait...

rlin · 03-04-2011, 06:34 PM

im with the mister bent... all anyone needs is the ellipsis... it gives you time to breathe when you read....possession is implied mostly anyway... the rest is just for looks...

Mister Bent · 03-04-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlin

im with the mister bent... all anyone needs is the ellipsis... it gives you time to breathe when you read....possession is implied mostly anyway... the rest is just for looks...

Sweet baby jesus in lucite, then you go and defile it!

The ellipsis is three (3) dots, not 4 (except when the ellipsis is used in place of omitted words at the end of a sentence, or the beginning of a sentence following another, where in both cases a period is also employed), not 5, not 17.

It is not comprised of commas, or any other string or combination of punctuation marks.

Some other liberties with ellipses I can tolerate (proper grammatical usage, even - see above), but do not alter the beauty of its simple form.

I beg of thee.

Diva · 03-04-2011, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Sweet baby jesus in lucite, then you go and defile it!

The ellipsis is three (3) dots, not 4 (except when the ellipsis is used in place of omitted words at the end of a sentence, or the beginning of a sentence following another, where in both cases a period is also employed), not 5, not 17.

It is not comprised of commas, or any other string or combination of punctuation marks.

Some other liberties with ellipses I can tolerate (proper grammatical usage, even - see above), but do not alter the beauty of its simple form.

I beg of thee.

While Your begging is moderately hot, I shall use as many ellipsesi (did that make You twitch, Mr. B?) as I wish........as using said dots is how I speak in real time....like a continuing thought.........that gets all stirred up on occasion.......... and I use that time.............to reorganize said thought(s) and continue spewing.

My grammar is sparkly.

morningstar55 · 03-07-2011, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I thought maybe it was a pretend cussing thread.

%#*%£!

I'm terrible with punctuation I'm sorry

.. LOL .. i kinda did too.... lol ..

The_Lady_Snow · 03-07-2011, 06:54 PM

<@>

That up there is punctuation warning code!

Chancie · 03-07-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

This?

Today I went to the market and bought apples, pears, and bananas.

Or This?

Today I went to the market and bought apples, pears and bananas.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Yeah, I learned in elem school that the comma had to be there or the last two things would be grouped together like "macaroni and cheese" versus just macaroni and just cheese.

I did, however, get a HUGE inappropriate giggle out of the idea of eating Grandma

The comma before the 'and' is called the Harvard comma, and

I tend to think of it as the rule we follow when we want to be extra correct.

I went to an old fashioned high school.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

I remember a teacher telling the class that the rule changed from the first to the second. I also remember a teacher bitterly complaining about how this rule change affected the meaning and rhythm of poetry included in our textbooks.

<snip>

And a generation later . . .

DapperButch · 03-12-2011, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancie

The comma before the 'and' is called the Harvard comma, and

I tend to think of it as the rule we follow when we want to be extra correct.

I went to an old fashioned high school.

And a generation later . . .

Wait a minute...so which is true? Medusa's version or Nat's?

I learned to go with the first (Medusa's version).

Can anyone substantiate this? Meaning, is this "official"?

Gemme · 03-12-2011, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch

Wait a minute...so which is true? Medusa's version or Nat's?

I learned to go with the first (Medusa's version).

Can anyone substantiate this? Meaning, is this "official"?

SOMEbody's been looking in the 25 cent word dictionary.

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