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You rip open a package of food only to realize that it had an easy resealable ziploc
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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when you realize your delicious dessert is almost gone!?
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You buy a couple of very cute Danskin reversible pullovers and due to the serge stitching on both sides of each shirt, people keep asking "do you know your shirt's on inside out?"
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someone tee-tees in your Wheaties, and you don't even like Wheaties anyway?
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...you get chased by a skunk?!
My sweet but stubborn pig/dog charge and I had just stepped out into the night air when we came across the skunk. I was powerless to stop the chaos that ensued. It all happened so fast! Pig/dog got a direct hit and I was close enough to receive indirect fallout. In my frenzy to lure the dog away, the skunk turned on me! I ran. It chased me. I made it inside and the skunk ran away. True story. Then the real fun began: cleanup. Damn, I hate when that happens.
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My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou Last edited by Ms. Meander; 03-09-2011 at 11:02 PM. |
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Don't you hate it when it's Sunday morning and your honey is finishing making the breakfast you started and you are going to have to wolf it down so you won't be late for work? Bah.
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