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Old 03-05-2011, 09:04 PM   #5901
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Got this fwd in an email.
Though I'd share
Maybe we should send to our Congressmen?

So, let me get this straight...
Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family",
Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone,
Larry King can be on divorce #9,
Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage,
Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE.
Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?
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Vanilla, as a flavoring, is wonderful. But, I must say, I like mine with some cinnamon, maybe chocolate, walnuts, caramel. Sometimes vanilla works for me; but most times I like that additional wow factor.
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Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.
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Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.
Oh no you don't!

I'm all for a professional opinion. I think you should randomly state it here.
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Oh no you don't!

I'm all for a professional opinion. I think you should randomly state it here.
I'm saving it for my one-hour special on E! Television. I'm all about making money off of talking about people and their mental health/substance abuse issues without having met them and relying on media coverage to make a diagnosis.
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Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.


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I feel EVER so much better knowing that the person who left that 1/3 of a bag of Honey~BBQ potato chips behind was aware they were made with ALL NATURAL OIL.

I felt better as I consummed them.
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Ok if oatmeal is healthy and good for your heart and helps lower bad cholesterol, do oatmeat cookies count ?
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there's this black box, in the kitchen,

it says on it " high, low, medium"

it also says on it " bake, broil ..etc etc."

what the hell am i suppose to do with this damn thing.

dust it once awhile, i guess
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I'm way excited....

I've decided to cut the Time~Warner Cable umbilical cord.....I just received my digital antenna AND this morning, I hooked it up, disconnected the TWC box and reprogrammed my TV ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! I'm pretty jazzed.....those of You who know me, KNOW what a challenge that was! lol

OH!!! And the best part?!?!?!! The manual says I can PAINT my antenna to "match my decor"......Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

I have finished "SPRING"....my latest canvas......picture in my Gallery.

Lucy had a little "breathing episode" in the middle of the night.....it hits fast, and it's a scrary sound. All I can do is massage her throat/chest until it passes. The kittehs were scared to do and scattered (probably hid under the bed).

So we went back to sleep....and then when I woke up a little later, Lucy was asleep at my feet. But the sweetest thing: the kittehs were sleeping right next to her......they love her so much. We're a lucky little family.....
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I have to give the dog his medicine for his thyroid so I hide it some cottage cheese but that's not working I think he knows the gig is up..now what?? I have to give it to him but he is not biting. Maybe baby food is next I will get some today at the grocery store some beef or chicken flavor and hide in that ha!! to you dog!!
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[B][I][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I'm way excited....

I've decided to cut the Time~Warner Cable umbilical cord.....I just received my digital antenna AND this morning, I hooked it up, disconnected the TWC box and reprogrammed my TV ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! I'm pretty jazzed.....those of You who know me, KNOW what a challenge that was! lol

OH!!! And the best part?!?!?!! The manual says I can PAINT my antenna to "match my decor"......Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

I have plenty of orange and black paint to put the H-D colors and symbol on that!
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