Happy National Panic Day - Page 3

betenoire · 03-09-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen

NO! I almost missed it. I only have 1 hour and 10 minutes left to panic. I can't panic in that amount of time. I need more time! What am I going to do? Where can I get more time from? I need it NOW!

You can get more time if you have timeshifting.

Is there a middle name thread we can use tomorrow? Mine is Mae.

Arwen · 03-09-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Since you asked, tomorrow is MIDDLE NAME PRIDE DAY. So, you can come out of the shame that is "Eugene" and be proud, Bent.

Great. I don't have a middle name. True. My mother said three syllables was enough. So now I really am panicking. What if everyone finds out that Arwen isn't my legal middle name.

Um....y'all aren't actually reading this, are you?

Ms. Meander · 03-09-2011, 11:27 PM

My earlier jesting was pure hubris as I was later given something to panic about, in the form of a skunk!

My middle name is Lee, because both my parents had that middle name as well. Another true story.

Diva · 03-09-2011, 11:33 PM

HA!
I love it!
My middle name is "Jane"......

27 minutes!??!?!??!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait.....WHY am I panicking again?

moxie · 03-09-2011, 11:38 PM

My mom's middle name is Rae.
My dad's middle name is Ray.
My brother's middle name is Ray.
My middle name is Eva.

The exclusion began at birth. Pariah, here I come.

I came too late to celebrate National Panic Day. I had to deal with police today at work and was not panicky as per usual. Perhaps the day had the opposite effect on me.

Ebon · 03-09-2011, 11:40 PM

I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.

moxie · 03-09-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebon

I'm panicking in the last 20 minutes of Panic day because I have no clue what a Samoa cookie is.

It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.

Gemme · 03-10-2011, 12:20 AM

Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.

To celebrate the day to the fullest, I offer these:

moxie · 03-10-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

[B]Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me...

I do agree that the Keebler is very similar; however, to me and in my lonely opinion, it's seems to be missing the "Girl Scoutie Goodness". They have magical powers, stronger than those of the Keebler elves.

I remember the goodness in dreams since the Commonwealth of KY is in a Samoas drought. I wish they could replace all this rain with cookies.

UofMfan · 03-10-2011, 07:36 AM

I'm sorry, but I experienced too many panic attacks every time I tried to post in this thread yesterday. I was unable to properly observed the day, but I want to thank Ezee for doing such a great job.

My middle name is what I go by.

Queerasfck · 03-10-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

It's only the best Girl Scout cookie ever, and I hate coconut. The Keebler version does not compare and all the Girl Scouts in Louisville are sold out of them.

That's a reason to panic.

Sure, Puregrrl those cookies are good but don't fall in love thinking some sweet girl scout made them! They aren't made by girl scouts and they aren't made by elves in a hollow tree. Your cookies were made by:

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Actually, I think the Keebler version is not that bad. Very similar to me.

Gemme, I have attached this actual picture of Keebler "hollow tree" cookie plant. I think that "elf" in the front looks like a Bolshevik. Here to inform.....

The_Lady_Snow · 03-10-2011, 08:46 AM

I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS OVER!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDDLE NAME DAY???

IS PANIC DAY STARTING OVER AGAIN??

WHYYYY BABY JESUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!!!!

Queerasfck · 03-10-2011, 08:46 AM

My middle name is "Danger."

The_Lady_Snow · 03-10-2011, 08:47 AM

DANGER???????

WHERE????!!

RUN!

Diva · 03-10-2011, 08:51 AM

My middle name is so TOO "Jane".....

Hater Panic.

The_Lady_Snow · 03-10-2011, 08:53 AM

Mine's Marie

Diva · 03-10-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Mine's Marie

I think we should change that to....um....

Phyllis?

Or Betty.

Gemme · 03-10-2011, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Mine's Marie

My Momma's middle name was Marie.

I changed my middle name. I didn't like it, so I swapped it.

The_Lady_Snow · 03-10-2011, 09:56 AM

Panic alert!!!
I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/

Dude · 03-10-2011, 10:10 AM

I nearly had some major pee panic going from the bathroom thread
until I remembered I'm road tripping in an rv.

Maybe this should be put in the old people thread?
Pamper sizing panic purchase can wait until another day.

03-09-2011, 11:27 PM	#43
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03-09-2011, 11:38 PM	#45
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03-09-2011, 11:40 PM	#46
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03-10-2011, 12:20 AM	#48
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03-10-2011, 08:46 AM	#52
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS OVER!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDDLE NAME DAY??? IS PANIC DAY STARTING OVER AGAIN?? WHYYYY BABY JESUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!!!! __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

03-09-2011, 11:33 PM	#44
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	HA! I love it! My middle name is "Jane"...... 27 minutes!??!?!??!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait.....WHY am I panicking again?

03-10-2011, 07:36 AM	#50
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I'm sorry, but I experienced too many panic attacks every time I tried to post in this thread yesterday. I was unable to properly observed the day, but I want to thank Ezee for doing such a great job. My middle name is what I go by.

03-10-2011, 08:46 AM	#53
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03-10-2011, 08:47 AM	#54
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03-10-2011, 08:51 AM	#55
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	My middle name is so TOO "Jane"..... Hater Panic.

03-10-2011, 08:53 AM	#56
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Mine's Marie __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

03-10-2011, 09:56 AM	#59
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Panic alert!!! I'm getting mah hairs did and she's never did it before:/ __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

03-10-2011, 10:10 AM	#60
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