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Old 11-11-2009, 01:49 AM   #1
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The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult.

The older I get the more I realize that my time and attention are valuable and should only be spent on things that bring me pleasure, joy and contentment.
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:20 PM   #2
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The older I get, the more I realize...no one uses their turn signal anymore.
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.....that there's shit that's not important or doesn't serve a purpose. Pick your battles and let the rest go.
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that unexplained body aches and pains are the works of the devil
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The older I get, the more I realize that gravity also gets meaner with age.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:15 PM   #6
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the more I realize the importance of crossing my legs before sneezing or laughing my ass off.
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:23 PM   #7
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the more I realize "I have to go to the bathroom" translates to

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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the more I realize the importance of crossing my legs before sneezing or laughing my ass off.

HA! Good one.
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:54 PM   #9
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How little I know...
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:10 PM   #10
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That I'm still the youngest out of my partners ex's so that will keep me young! lol
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:12 PM   #11
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That I'm still the youngest out of my partners ex's so that will keep me young! lol
Oh Damn...but true...funny baby
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:08 PM   #12
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The older I get the more I realize that I don't give a damn....

The older I get the more I realize that I laugh at stuff that is probably inappropriate...

The older I get the more I realize that I can't remember what I was going to type because my memory is getting bad.
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:19 PM   #13
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The older I get the more I realize that I don't give a damn....

The older I get the more I realize that I laugh at stuff that is probably inappropriate...

The older I get the more I realize that I can't remember what I was going to type because my memory is getting bad.
... *pause* ... oh yeah, that's right - ditto. lol
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:23 PM   #14
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the older I get the more I realize that most of the ++++ that I worry about is nothing when placed in perspective
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That the words "friend"and "love" are thrown about casually, but few know or honor their TRUE meaning. *sigh* I was definately born in the WRONG century....
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That words escape me litterally, I can see them I know what I'm saying, but the words are...*poof*
It sucks getting old.
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LOL what goes around comes around...
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The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult.
Yes and it is sooooooo annoying!
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Desire always has more layers and textures than I think.
No matter how well you think you know someone, they can still surprise you.
It's a blessing when someone gets my sense of humor.
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That just because you have a broken heart doesnt mean the world comes to an end. Life still happens. You dust yourself off, and take each day at a time. You break, you heal, and you start all over again. And one day, you find the one and it makes it all worth while.
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