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i was baking donuts, and thought i saw a bug out of the corner of my eye; this has happened a few times in the past two weeks. mostly noticed when i'm turning away from the counter to get into the fridge. i am back in florida, and have seen palmetto bugs, outside a lot, and two got inside here because the place was empty for a long time. so i thought, maybe just me being on guard even though high and low searches never found the bug. then it dawned on me- it's my new bangs! i should know by now.
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04-20-2011, 10:24 PM
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 Sometimes, when I'm tired and it's hard to hold my eyes open, I'll see something out of the corner of my eye and I'll turn this way and that to see what it is. It's my eyelashes. 
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04-21-2011, 06:30 PM
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Those are some mondo eyelashes, Gemme!
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04-30-2011, 01:20 AM
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If I got falsies, I'd be tripping if I kept looking around using my periphereal vision. 
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05-19-2011, 10:27 AM
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What's up with portable radios that get great reception when your hand is on them moving them around, but the minute you let go, the static comes back?
I have a great business idea: some entrepeneur should make an artificial hand you can drape over your radio to get that effect to stay. An artitical hand antenna. |
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Your opening post Kobi is hilarious! 
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It is cute. I know its not an original Kobi. I just forgot to cite the source.
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