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This is a place to put your Overheard @ The (fill in the blank). Example: Overheard @ The Daywalkers yesterday ~  Quote: "...she wants to use the new foil, not the left over foil. Fine. FINe. Here, use a piece of the 40 year old good stuff."   Have fun n remember ~ try not to run too fast with scissors.  
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04-18-2011, 10:17 AM
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Overheard @ The Daywalkers:
Mrs. Day "I love U for your Tuna"  Me: "  Oh, really" Mrs. Day "...tuna FISH Daywalker" Me: " *grin* yeah, that's a whole lot different" Mrs. Day: "...tuna fish SALAD Daywalker" Me: "...this pleases the Gay MaN in mah head"  
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04-18-2011, 10:37 AM
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Awhile back at work me and a friend decided to write down what other nurses were saying on the phone.... One sided conversations can get quite interesting.....
One specific conversation i remember went somethings like this.... "How may i help you? Oh gosh it hurt that bad? When he takes it out or puts it in? Both? Have you tried using saline to moisten it? Try taking pain meds prior because it has to be done. Change your position and try relaxing. You have to trust him. Is he not gentle? Ask him to pack it in a different way, from a different angle. Good luck and please you have to do this everyday, promise me. Call us back if you won't let him and we will send someone out to do it for him." We laughed and laughed. It was overheard from a nurse on the phone with a patient regarding a dressing change her husband was doing daily. But, omg we nurses enjoy a good laugh at work too.
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04-18-2011, 10:39 AM
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Somewhere, sometime some Sunday night
Wow, he knows how to throw a FIT!
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04-18-2011, 11:46 AM
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Overheard outside just now
~ 2 girls walking by, one on the cell phone says ~  "...you think I'm playin'...I ain't playing. I will cut a bitch. OK? OK? Yeah, that's what I thought! Ok, love you too Boo...see U at home" 
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04-18-2011, 12:39 PM
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Overheard at work last night:
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04-18-2011, 01:34 PM
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I honestly don't understand why we can't all just become atheists. G_d would understand.
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04-18-2011, 04:50 PM
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Overheard at a Village Inn somewhere near you....
Me: "Oh hell, honey... you get us a table.. I need to go change" Damon: "why?" Me: "I put my damn pants on inside out!" Damon: " .gif "Say What?") "Me: after coming back from the bathroom to find you still at the counter texting... "Who are you telling that to?!?!?!?"
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04-18-2011, 04:55 PM
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At the beach Publix:
I swear we are invaded my zombies. They're so pale and thin and they shuffle around moaning. No dear those are teenagers. (I laughed my ass off.That couple had a sense of humor.)
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04-18-2011, 05:51 PM
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At library:
"I don't understand why they are saying this word hates gay people." Said by elementary age child learning about homophones.
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04-18-2011, 11:53 PM
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At work tonight:
Me: Hey ... You remember what you told me last week? Yes. Me: Keep this up and I'll be joining you. How long you been here? Me: Almost a year *eyeroll, sigh* How.....? Me: Stupidity? Both of us look at each other, start laughing... Res comes up.. "Who's flying?" Me: We are... far far away.... Res: I've lost my mind. Us: Join us...we're mindless too...
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04-19-2011, 12:07 AM
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Overheard in our driveway:
Me: "...if we had a nickel for every time I forgot to roll the cans out. ((crow fly over distracts me)) Ok...wait, what was I just talking about" Mrs. Day: "...you were about to give me $50" Me: 
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04-19-2011, 12:31 AM
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I can't remember what I overheard last.....I'm still lookin' for the damned dream thread.....
There's something about being in a train car on a track that's not finished and it smashing through barricades and into the Chatahoochee River....couldn't I at LEAST dream about a CLEAN, SHALLOW river???? |
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Ooohhhhhh...you mean the one you used to post in over 'there'. I dont think I duplicated that thread here yet. I think I took Stephen Kings title Nightmares & Dreamstates or something.  I'm too occupied trying to rub the sand outta mah eyes to look right now.  I could start another, unless you wanna do the honors, so no one gets dizzy. 
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My daughter who is 6 telling me this...Mom theres a hole in the fridge
Me: what are you talking about? Her: inside the fridge there is a hole Me: you mean theres a space on the shelf? Her: yes i think that spot should be filled up with food. mind you i just got home from costco where i dropped 150 on food.
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Res: Look here! That's my grandson *points to paper*
Me: Awesome. Congrats! Res: *proceeds to tell me the story of how he supported him* Me: Fantastic. I've bet you've read the article a million times. Res: No... not a million. 43. Me: 
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Overheard on Facebook: Anonymous person's Status:  Hello pot, meet kettle. My Reply: That's it. I'm naming my next Hookah...'Kettle'.
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Me:  MBE: What baby? Me: Why are you signing *my* receipt? MBE: 
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Overheard @ The Daywalkers
Mrs. Daywalker: "...Daddi ~ if there's an Earthquake, the first thing you gotta grab is your jars of weed!" 
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