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Old 05-03-2011, 12:17 PM   #1
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Overheard on a Miracle Whip commercial:


Miracle Whip is the greatest party of all time.
It's a party all the time, but it's in my mouth.
Everyone's gonna be there.










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Old 05-19-2011, 01:18 AM   #2
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Mrs C--will u love me forever?
Mr C--yes ma'am...just don't kill anyone or cheat on me (dont want to test it)
Mrs C--even if I were 1000lbs & (insert more outrageous stuff here)
Mr C-- for sure
Mrs C-- I wouldn't be attractive. I wouldn't feel right you having sex with me if you weren't attracted to me anymore...
Mr C-- then don't do that...

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My brother-in-law to his girlfriend after burning himself when removing something from the oven, 'do you need a safe word, if its self inflicted pain?'.
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