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Old 05-08-2011, 06:51 PM   #1
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Damon: "I am backing up (the show we were watching) because I am confused"

Me: "I stay confused"

Damon: "I am not suprised living in a house with me"

Me: (playing on my computer not EVEN thinking of what I was saying) "You can say that again!"

Damon: "Did you not think I could hear that?!?! I am not completely deaf you know."

Me: "Oops!"
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:42 PM   #2
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Me: Hey baby they changed the date for the rapture!

Gemme: OMG so they are having a re-rapture?

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Old 06-02-2011, 05:19 PM   #3
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Scene: My friend of 9 years is in the kitchen talking with my g.f., while my g.f. is cooking. This past weekend is the first time these two have met, even though my partner and myself have been together for two years.

After complimenting my g.f. on her general awesomeness, my friend asks, "How did [Dapper] ever get you?", in utter seriousness.

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Old 06-05-2011, 08:08 AM   #4
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Old 06-12-2011, 05:26 PM   #5
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Me and Miss Pinky discussing a rental house...

Me: "This isn't too bad, it's out in the country, partially fenced backyard"

Miss Pinky: (looking at interior pics of home) "There's nothing like a black fridge with a white stove"

Me: "I never would have noticed if you hadn't said something"

Miss Pinky: "Well overall it isn't too bad but it's about as ugly as I can go,we can't rent anything any uglier...ok??"

Me:"So this is your ugly quotient? We can't exceed it???"

Miss Pinky is now giving me the HAIRY EYEBALL!!!
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Old 06-12-2011, 06:09 PM   #6
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Me: I'm going to drink my wine float and post something.

Ebon: Oh, Jesus.

Me (going to my computer and seeing that the cpu is on): Oh, crap! I left Bessie on all night!

Me: (turning the monitor on and a program I never use coming up): WTF?

Ebon: Oh, shit. I was watching porn and forgot to turn it off before you got home.

Me: I hope you washed your hands before you typed on Bessie.

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I was talking about a VIRUS when from the bedroom... I said laud enough for the boy and the whole world to hear...

Outlaw: "Yeah, why is it that every time I get it, it's harder AND longer?"

Fishinabaggie: (said something inaudible given the snickering)

I should be in bed, but I can't sleep over the din of her haughty laughter.
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