What made you smile today? - Page 238

DamselFly · 05-14-2011, 02:05 PM

my dog Cece smiling her big doggy smile and wagging her tail upon seeing me-not b/c i was bring food or water, but just the sight of me made her smile w/all her body. now, how many humans will do that?
namaste,
DamselFly

Random · 05-14-2011, 04:20 PM

Teasing Mitmo before work to ensure that I am on her mind all night.... Grin..

She asked, "Are you going to be thinking about me tonight?"

I responded.. "Uh, No.... that would be sort of icky.. think about it babe"

(I'm working with a 86yr old woman with demential/Aphasia who is becoming agressive/combative. )

The duh look on her face made me smile and giggle...

Ya... no sexual feelings while at work... no..

gotoseagrl · 05-14-2011, 04:40 PM

all last week still has me smiling today.

JAGG · 05-14-2011, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeftWriteFemme

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up..

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row... 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway' and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled...

'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.' Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in..'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

I absolutely love this story!!!! My grandmother would have done something like that . Another good reason to own a gun. She should be mayor, I bet she'd be the best mayor that city ever had. Thanks for sharing this story.

Ms. Tabitha · 05-15-2011, 08:13 AM

WOW.. I have a HUGE list of what me smile today!

My son is HOME from Afghanistan for a little
R & R
My daughters, grandchildren and family have been here.

I wake up this morning listening to Neil Diamond-Sweet Caroline with my oldest granddaughter, Lydia who is 16 months old.
She was sitting on my lap, swaying, clapping and singing and saying "bom bom bom"!

Random · 05-15-2011, 08:26 AM

Watching lil baby ducks being herded by their moma... there must have been 10-15 of them.

Watching a black bird building a nest in the tree outside my clients window.

Getting off work!!!!!

I have decided that I do NOT like nursing homes, no matter how nice they look, how beautiful the outside is... I don't like the feeling of helplessness it promotes in me. I don't like how clients are scheduled for the facilities convience rather than their needs. I don't like being told that the client doesn't need to get out of bed, that she had on depends and they are short staffed and they will be in to change her as soon as they can. The note in her file says she needs to get up and walk because she is getting weak.

Nope.. I like my private duty... It might be more work, and harder but at least I know someone is not going to agitate and then exculate because of soiled depends. Cause I get their ass up out of bed and take them to the bathroom!!!!

Getting off work and coming home to spend the day with my baby made me smile....

nekohl · 05-15-2011, 08:51 AM

House sitting for a friend this weekend. Have taken care of his baby Henri the african grey parrot and now I am enjoying the Logo channel. An Absolulty Fabulous marathon is THE BEST thing that could have happened to me today. Love it! I wonder if I can teach Henri to say 'SweetieDarling' before I leave....

Miss Scarlett · 05-15-2011, 09:58 AM

Listening to the calls of the Red Shouldered Hawks outside my apartment this morning...

hpychick · 05-15-2011, 09:59 AM

I miss *you* too.

SnackTime · 05-15-2011, 03:26 PM

Amgen Tour of California

Leigh · 05-15-2011, 03:45 PM

Knowing My girl wants the same future that I do - and we plan on making it work together

I love you My sweetest femme, with all My heart

Blade · 05-15-2011, 03:49 PM

behind door number 2

A NEW REFRIGERATOR WOOOHOOO!!!!!! Yeah I'm smiling no more ruined food.

SmoothButch · 05-15-2011, 03:53 PM

A couple of our good friends were married this morning. The are SO in

and they've been together for a couple of years.
The wedding was a lot of fun spent with great people.

UofMfan · 05-15-2011, 05:44 PM

Walking in the sun with friends enjoying one of my favorite parts of town then having a delicious lunch and a movie.

Leigh · 05-15-2011, 05:56 PM

Watching the "Becoming Chaz" documentary, and it gives Me hope that I will one day be the man that I always knew I should have been ........... its awesome so far :-)

bright_arrow · 05-15-2011, 06:47 PM

Talked with a friend about financial stuff - finally decided I need to put myself on a better budget and created a savings account - so now I have a 'bills' account, a 'wedding budget' account (both with set amounts going in them), and a 'spending' account for misc stuff. Now debating if I should contribute money to the 401k I had to roll over from my last job, or let it be as I have an employer-matched 401k at my current job (I put in 3% - it's the most I can put in that they'll match 100%).

Receiving well wishes

Feeling at peace.

Jar · 05-15-2011, 08:12 PM

A very sweet friend calling me and saying that God hasn't forgotten me ....

Random · 05-15-2011, 08:29 PM

Going to the butcher and this fantastic bakery to get meat and bread for the week...

Grin, I felt very rustic while walking up my stairs, carring these long ass baguettes and loafs of bread...

Pixie · 05-15-2011, 11:07 PM

Looking at my schedule book (as I do way too often) and seeing where I've been, what's soon coming, and where I'm going all laid out infront of me...

and a pen in hand....I think it offers that tangible control factor....and I like it

Mtn · 05-16-2011, 12:23 AM

CONNECTION!

05-14-2011, 02:05 PM	#4741
DamselFly Member How Do You Identify?: QueerStoneFemme Preferred Pronoun?: Ma'am or Damsel Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: hovering here and there Posts: 259 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,053 Thanked 771 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 396593	nothing like a dog! my dog Cece smiling her big doggy smile and wagging her tail upon seeing me-not b/c i was bring food or water, but just the sight of me made her smile w/all her body. now, how many humans will do that? namaste, DamselFly __________________ so long as space remains so long as sentient beings remain i will remain in order to help, to serve, to make my own contribution (Buddhist prayer, a favorite of H.H.)

05-14-2011, 04:20 PM	#4742
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Teasing Mitmo before work to ensure that I am on her mind all night.... Grin.. She asked, "Are you going to be thinking about me tonight?" I responded.. "Uh, No.... that would be sort of icky.. think about it babe" (I'm working with a 86yr old woman with demential/Aphasia who is becoming agressive/combative. ) The duh look on her face made me smile and giggle... Ya... no sexual feelings while at work... no.. __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

05-14-2011, 04:40 PM	#4743
gotoseagrl Senior Member How Do You Identify?: old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?: mermaid, very lucky babygirl Relationship Status: Saltwater mermaid ♡ Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA Posts: 2,209 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,192 Thanked 6,103 Times in 1,727 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	all last week still has me smiling today. __________________ Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence

05-15-2011, 08:26 AM	#4746
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Watching lil baby ducks being herded by their moma... there must have been 10-15 of them. Watching a black bird building a nest in the tree outside my clients window. Getting off work!!!!! I have decided that I do NOT like nursing homes, no matter how nice they look, how beautiful the outside is... I don't like the feeling of helplessness it promotes in me. I don't like how clients are scheduled for the facilities convience rather than their needs. I don't like being told that the client doesn't need to get out of bed, that she had on depends and they are short staffed and they will be in to change her as soon as they can. The note in her file says she needs to get up and walk because she is getting weak. Nope.. I like my private duty... It might be more work, and harder but at least I know someone is not going to agitate and then exculate because of soiled depends. Cause I get their ass up out of bed and take them to the bathroom!!!! Getting off work and coming home to spend the day with my baby made me smile.... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

05-15-2011, 08:51 AM	#4747
nekohl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Gone Posts: 446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 632 Thanked 2,162 Times in 382 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	sweetie darling, darling sweetie House sitting for a friend this weekend. Have taken care of his baby Henri the african grey parrot and now I am enjoying the Logo channel. An Absolulty Fabulous marathon is THE BEST thing that could have happened to me today. Love it! I wonder if I can teach Henri to say 'SweetieDarling' before I leave.... __________________

05-15-2011, 08:13 AM	#4745
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05-15-2011, 09:58 AM	#4748
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05-15-2011, 09:59 AM	#4749
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05-15-2011, 03:26 PM	#4750
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05-15-2011, 03:45 PM	#4751
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05-15-2011, 03:49 PM	#4752
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	behind door number 2 A NEW REFRIGERATOR WOOOHOOO!!!!!! Yeah I'm smiling no more ruined food. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-15-2011, 03:53 PM	#4753
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05-15-2011, 05:44 PM	#4754
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05-15-2011, 05:56 PM	#4755
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Watching the "Becoming Chaz" documentary, and it gives Me hope that I will one day be the man that I always knew I should have been ........... its awesome so far :-) __________________ "When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!"

05-15-2011, 06:47 PM	#4756
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: nor cal Posts: 2,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,644 Thanked 9,363 Times in 2,296 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Talked with a friend about financial stuff - finally decided I need to put myself on a better budget and created a savings account - so now I have a 'bills' account, a 'wedding budget' account (both with set amounts going in them), and a 'spending' account for misc stuff. Now debating if I should contribute money to the 401k I had to roll over from my last job, or let it be as I have an employer-matched 401k at my current job (I put in 3% - it's the most I can put in that they'll match 100%). Receiving well wishes Feeling at peace.

05-15-2011, 08:12 PM	#4757
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05-15-2011, 08:29 PM	#4758
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Going to the butcher and this fantastic bakery to get meat and bread for the week... Grin, I felt very rustic while walking up my stairs, carring these long ass baguettes and loafs of bread... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

05-15-2011, 11:07 PM	#4759
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05-16-2011, 12:23 AM	#4760
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