Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 11:52 AM

crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

hippieflowergirl · 01-15-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl

because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

labete · 01-15-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by labete

Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 02:05 PM

Created by misogynists to supress!!

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

labete · 01-15-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.

Because without the commercials, we might think tampons were for nosebleeds instead of special bonding time walking on the beach with mom.

Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)?

friskyfemme · 01-25-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

means no schooling to this dyslexic

Why do highways run through valleys? Are biways like frontage roads or back alleys?

Jess · 01-26-2010, 11:32 AM

Biways go either way

Why do electronic components never match up??? ( fifty million cables and none of them work.. grrrrr)

friskyfemme · 01-27-2010, 09:33 PM

Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?

Passionaria · 01-29-2010, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by friskyfemme

Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?

Um, not only have I not heard one burp, the thought had never crossed my mind. Thank you for the exposure?

Have you ever been nibbled on by a fish?

Pashi

Spirit Dancer · 01-29-2010, 02:19 AM

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Um, not only have I not heard one burp, the thought had never crossed my mind. Thank you for the exposure?

Have you ever been nibbled on by a fish?

Pashi

A fish bit me once

Why is the Planet addictive?

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