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Infamous Member
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts
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"You were the one gifted with computer skills, I was just gifted with a big cock."
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Senior Member
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Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: *
Posts: 3,750
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Overheard at Kamp Koolaid Sabra ~ "She looks like she's been rode hard n put up wet" ![]() Day ~
"...thing is, I don't think she been put up yet" ![]() ![]()
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Timed Out
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atypical Preferred Pronoun?:
plague words and phrases Relationship Status:
love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: wekiva springs basin
Posts: 3,236
Thanks: 9,934
Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts
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caller: "what could i use instead of paint for my car?"
"why not try contact paper?" - click and clack. |
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Senior Member
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Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: *
Posts: 3,750
Thanks: 6,499
Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts
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Overheard in PamPams truck an hour ago:
![]() A Hummer drives by with those big Balls hanging off the back. Daywalker: "Gas sucker..." PamPam: "...yeah!" ![]() Daywalker to Hummer: "We car pooled to get cigarettes, what have U done for the Earth today!?" ![]() ![]()
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Senior Member
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Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
I Relationship Status:
Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,654
Thanks: 1,324
Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts
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Overheard in Portland:
"You can buy zip ties anywhere. Target, even."
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Member
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: the dollar bin
Posts: 1,392
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overheard at the 7-eleven
"if you are really serious about the business you have to get a fog machine" |
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