5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[nycfem]

I love red velvet cake ice cream produced by Ben and Jerry.

I am most at peace when I am cutting up paper, whether it be books or magazines or whatever.

In my relationships of any type, honor is paramount.

I work counseling children in a windowless office, and thus farts are particularly devastating.

I had to bow out of being a bridesmaid recently because the required dress didn't fit me (form-fitting tight red, long dress!). I was quickly replaced by someone with the perfect body for it, and it kinda hurt.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by nycfembbw

I am most at peace when I am cutting up paper, whether it be books or magazines or whatever.

I had to bow out of being a bridesmaid recently because the required dress didn't fit me (form-fitting tight red, long dress!). I was quickly replaced by someone with the perfect body for it, and it kinda hurt.

Me too! I'll sit with a stack of mags next to me as Ebon and I watch movies or TV and just cut stuff out. The repetition of it is soothing.

As for the last one, that kind of sucks. I'm sorry that you were hurt and that there wasn't consideration for all body types involved in the wedding party.

[Medusa]

*I completely snorted and giggled when I read about farts in a windowless office being devastating

*I sometimes fart with the beat of the radio as I'm driving

* I sometimes have to cover my mouth to keep from busting out laughing in meetings at work when I imagine scenarios of me jumping up on the conference table and mooning the entire group.

* I LOVE me some Louisiana hot sauce!

* when sleeping, a ceiling fan is a MUST!

[Diva]

~I sleep a lot to get away.
~I killed a tarantula by rocking over it with my daughter's rocking horse.
~I always talk about going to Belize, but I've never ever been there to know if it's wonderful or not.
~Sometimes, I can smell the clean smell of my Mom's skin....Ivory soap.
~My back yard is heinous.

[Rockinonahigh]

OK 5 things no one would know about me..

I love spooky movies the cheeser the better.
I am ambedexrtious.
I am hard of hearing but ppl should be very carful in whats said,cause I read lips pretty good.
I love the out doors.hopefuly one day one of these lotto tickets I buy will hit the jack pot (even a small one will do) so I can buy some land then build a bigo log cabin.
I speed read,I read Gone with the wind in 12 hours,even with breaks.

[cara]

1) I did not go to my college graduation because my parents didn't want to go and sit out in the middle of a field under the hot, summer sun. They said nobody really remembers their college graduation and it's all just pomp and circumstance (sp?) anyway. I regret that I let their underwhelming behavior towards what I feel is a very big accomplishment influence my decision to skip out on what should've been a happy, proud, and memorable day/moment for me.

2) I am scent sensitive and if I ever buy fashion magazines, the first thing I do is rip the perfume samples out and get rid of them as fast as possible. I do this at the doctor's office, too. I resist the temptation at friend's homes.

3) I can't think of 5 things.

[Rook]

-♦- I'm researching domesticated Skunks thoroughly, just in case I decide to adopt one...-grins-

-♦- I'm not much of a morning person, however, a cuppa café con leche with pan soba'o con mantequilla, and I'm content...add a small slice of queso de papa or ham....maybe both, at sunrise? My day will be made.

-♦- I'm not scared of bee's...or hornets..or wasps...or blackjacks, yellow jackets, etc etc. I'm petrified of their Venom, not because I'm some "pussy", I'm just not fond of anaphylactic shock, y'know? And I don't have an epi pen, so there's that...

-♦- I love motorcycles, but, I also like being comfortable, and I can't see myself being comfortable on a chopper, cruisin' around at 55 mph, in the dead of December...or January [in the continental U.S.], so, I wouldn't mind a good Jeep or VW of my choice...seriously.

-♦- When everyone's asleep..And I can't, rather than log on, or watch t.v., I'll sit by the Ferrets penthouse, and pat my side, have the Husky grudgingly trot over, and lay by my side, while I talk to them, the husky will rest his head on my lap and the ferrets will grant me a seriously bored glance from their hammock with a tired yawn....until I flash a treat{spoiled, i tell ya}, it's 10 x better than a Shrink, though.

[uglyboi]

I like to stand on people's laps.

I would love to see my abs but I don’t think that’s ever going to happen.

I was mugged once at knifepoint by a drug-crazed dude in my car and gladly gave him my wallet. When people asked why I didn’t fight him off, I explained that it wasn’t worth $4 to get my throat slashed.

I love Chobani yogurt.

One of my life goals is to sit down with the ladies of The View.

[Gemme]

Currently, I am eating what I call a Hulk muffin. It's huge, of course, dusted with big crystals of sugar and green. Pistachio muffins. HEB. Heavenly, I promise (unless you're allergic to pistachios and then it wouldn't be so....well, yeah, I guess you could say it would be Heavenly...if you've been good).

I tried the new Reese's minis that come in a little zip bag and are unwrapped. They are good but the bag is too small. It needs to be 4 times bigger, because...c'mon...if I want it so bad that I'm choosing the minis cuz I wouldn't have to waste time or chocolate on the wrappers, I want more than 8 ounces worth. Just sayin'.

Ebon loves me (and his life) very much. He didn't bat an eye as I filled a quarter of our grocery cart with junk last night. The remaining three quarters had all organic and/or generally healthy stuff in it. The cashier looked at me funny.

We met someone this weekend that knew quite a bit about American versus everyone else's way of producing milk and dairy products. We learned that our milk and cheeses in the US contain small amounts of puss in them. We are going to purchase organic milk and European cheeses from now on.

We learned about the cheese/milk fiasco while we were eating sushi. I don't have a weak stomach, but it did give me about a 10 second pause before I could finish my crunchy roll.

Bonus: I bought 2 packages of Mother's Macaroon cookies last night. They were on sale and I had a store coupon and so, I got them for more than half off! Happy cheap shopper dance!

[Gemme]

I was in another thread and five came up and I thought of this thread, so...

5 was a very bad year for me and here are 5 reasons why.

1. I contracted whooping cough and almost died.

2. I had my first experience with being forcibly stripped naked, tossed onto a freezing metal gourney and covered with towels soaked in ice cold water, complete with an ice bath at the end. Multiple times. See number one for the reason why.

3. I experienced my first molestation. It was the only singular event and the only one perpetrated by my cousin.

4. My mother and much of my family smoked. I spent more time in the hospital that year than I did out, due to asthma, bronchitis, double pneumonia, walking pneumonia, and just plain ole run of the mill pneumonia.

5. I also had surgery on my kidneys that year. Yaaaay for not having to refuse to drink anything so I wouldn't pee so it wouldn't burn and hurt and make me cry and given IV fluids and then ripping said IV out and then being held down and forced to drink stuff and having to pee and being hurt and crying anyway any more. I went though that for two years before I was big enough to operate on. While I do know that the surgery was a good thing, the hospital stay was not. I clearly remember two of my hospital stays in my life, and not for good reasons at all, and that is one of them.

[FeminineAllure]

I love to experiment with hair colors. I have had every color from black to blonde and inbetween. Except platinum blonde. Right now my hair is a caramel blonde with blonde highlights.

I am horrible with directions and a GPS does not work for me it just distracts me from looking at the road!

I am in awe of women that can walk, run or stand for long periods in stilettos.
I am most comfortable walking around in bare feet. My feet are always pedicured and have polish on them though.

I prefer not to wear panties.

My Dad passed away on April 20, 2011. I miss him lots.
The last words I said to him was when he was leaving the house to go into the ambulance to transfer him to yet another hospital..."Dad you are going on a vacation where they will heal the things that you are going through right now to make you feel better. I will meet you there." How ironic he passed away 3 days later. What a vacation! And I will meet him there when it is my time to go. xo

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I like my coffee cream only.
2. I'm funny
3. Women who travel with a u-haul scares me.
4. I love chocolate chip cookies.
5. I bite my lip when I dance.

[1PlayfulFemme]

I am a lady

With the Mouth of a Sailor

A Heart full of Love and Good Will

A Sensitive Soul

Who can be as tough as needed, when necessary.

[Arwen]

1. I hate the smell of French Toast cooking so much that I won't cook it no matter how much someone loves it. We can go out to a restaurant.
2. I love kitschy things and dearly want a gazing ball for my container garden.
3. Sometimes I like to sit in the heat just waiting for a breeze to remind myself of how lucky I am to be able to feel the wind against my skin.
4. I play Wii bowling by myself.
5. I make up silly songs for my animals and sing it to them...a lot.

[AtLast]

The plain truth of the matter is, I don't like to wear boxer shorts or tidy-whities (really hate those). Boxer briefs are OK, but regular cotton high-cut women's under pants are for me. The hell with butch identity when it comes to my underwear! I say deal with it!

I survived Tetanus (lockjaw) at the age of 13. Although this contributed to spine problems leading to extensive surgeries as a young adult. What can you do- figured I was still ahead of the game.

I hate applesauce, but love apples.


I love bright colors.

Poor manners bother me and so does foul language. LOL, but I have to say that I don't react to foul language like I used to before joining B-F sites. Yet, when someone runs at the mouth swearing in public around kids or elderly people, I tell them to watch their mouth.