Tourist Etiquette

[Kobi]

Originally Posted by betenoire

Not a prank caller, either! She seriously booked a hotel room, I couldn't believe it.

Oh, and about that particular hotel I frequently get this question from people: "Now, that fallsview room...will I be able to see the falls from it"?

I always want to say "fallsview is our secret codeword for crack alley."

God. of COURSE you can see the falls from the "fallsview" room. Lordamercy.

This one I can actually sympathize with. Tourism is about marketing.
We have ocean view rooms which are self explanatory. And we have water front rooms. This can mean it overlooks a pond, a stream, a pool, a flooded parking lot, a poorly functioning septic......always something to clarify!

[Camo Eagle]

OMG some of your posts had me LMAO.

I live in a suburb of San Antonio. SA gets prolly 1/2 of its income from tourism as well. Oh my dont get me started. LOL My fav is when Im asked where are all the horses & cowboys.

Just today I was walking behind a grp of tourists. As we walked along 4 or 5 of the grp of 12 were constantly throwing trash on ground. They were all eating and drinking, and the empty wrappers/cans just got tossed by some of them.

One of the older adult men was commenting on how dirty out city was, trash on street, etc. He went on to make a nasty crack about the slogan "Dont mess with Tx", at the same time that he threw his taco wrapper & can on the ground.
This was on a Military Post no less. The only reason there was trash laying around was bc an event was just finishing up, and jackasses like him left the trash.

Later all the poor little trainees & Privates will have to come out there and pick it all up.

[TickledPink]

Nashville is small and we get lots of tourists wanting to experience the "Country Music Scene."

So, all I gotta' say is I invented my own bumper sticker:

"Welcome to Nashville! Now go home!"

[LaneyDoll]

Originally Posted by TickledPink

So, all I gotta' say is I invented my own bumper sticker:

"Welcome to Nashville! Now go home!"

I have a friend in Illinois who is always sending me "redneck jokes" about the South. I always reply the same way "We don't mind those jokes, although they are lies. We will gladly suffer the stereotype to keep y'all out of here-anything to protect the beauty and serenity of our world."

[Trishagee]

I grew up in Huntington Beach, CA, us locals went to Newport during tourist season. We knew it would be crazy by the pier so we knew to go elsewhere.

Now I live in L.A. and honestly most everyone here is from somewhere else so no rules apply here!

Honestly though, being a people watcher, I enjoy tourists. We often go to Disneyland or The Grove just to sit on a bench and enjoy

Also as an added benefit, seeing more tourists again reminds me that things around here may one day get better! (financially)

[Peach]

Originally Posted by TickledPink

Nashville is small and we get lots of tourists wanting to experience the "Country Music Scene."

So, all I gotta' say is I invented my own bumper sticker:

"Welcome to Nashville! Now go home!"

I grew up on a small island in Canada, a very popular tourist destination. i worked in the local hotel bar, and we had tshirts made that on the front said WELCOME TO SALTSPRING ISLAND!

on the back, it said, NOW GO HOME.


I hated tourist season there, and I have to say, ignorant tourists are not limited to one country, its global! We dont have chain restaurants there, no golden arches etc......I was enjoying a quiet solitary walk one day, minivan loaded with kids, parents, barking dogs, and what was probably the entire contents of their house pulled up, music blaring, dogs barking like mad, and kids screaming, "hey, look, there is a local, you can tell, look at her shoes....hey you, come'ere, yeah, you...hippy girl............where is the closest McD's, well, if you turn around and take that ferry, drive 5 miles you will find one......yeah sure, liar, where is the one here on this rock. Well, fine, just joking, drive up this road, turn right at the next one, and follow it til you come to the Golden Arches, cant miss em

said road went up the mountain to the fire station lookout, 10 miles of potholes, washboard, unpaved road, so narrow even a VW bug might not clear the brush on either side of it. Dont know if they ever came out!!

[suebee]

I worked as a hostesse on a Cafe-Terasse in Quebec City one summer as a student. I can't tell you how many times a tourist would come up to me and ask if I "spoke American". I'd always answer, no, I speak English and French though.

Yeah. I know. And we Canadians are supposed to be so nice and all.

[betenoire]

Originally Posted by Peach

I grew up on a small island in Canada, a very popular tourist destination. i worked in the local hotel bar, and we had tshirts made that on the front said WELCOME TO SALTSPRING ISLAND!

on the back, it said, NOW GO HOME.

You're so lucky to have grown up there, Saltspring Island is so great. (That was the only island I ever visited when I was living in Vancouver.) I promise I didn't act like an ass. I just went hiking and then went home.

Here in stupid Sarnia during the summer we have a stupid outdoor music festival that brings in stupid people from all over stupid north america. I kinda hate Bayfest every time I see an out of province or out of country licence plate.

Those cars with our of province/country plates are almost always driven by people who have no idea where they are going and are too busy looking for street signs to pay attention to pedestrians - so every time I leave my apartment I feel like I am putting my life at risk. My "some jerk making a right turn didn't see me crossing the street and almost hit me today" stats go up about 20 fold when Bayfest is here.

And jesus, you drove all the way from Kentucky to come see KISS? Really?

[Peach]

[QUOTE=betenoire;349768]You're so lucky to have grown up there, Saltspring Island is so great. (That was the only island I ever visited when I was living in Vancouver.) I promise I didn't act like an ass. I just went hiking and then went home.

it was an amazing place to grow up. As a kid, we had acres and acres of forest, farms, a lake across the road, orchards so full of fruit, we would make ourselves sick from eating! As an teen, it became a bit close. Everyone knew everyone, if you skipped class, you would be found out bythe time yougot home!! LOL
It has become a tourist mecca, which IMO has had a negative effect. Property prices are outrageous, low income people cant find a decent place to live for a decent rent. If you do, you have to vacate by May, because everyone wants to rent any space they have to tourists. You cant find a place to park in town, and stores and shops hike their prices for the season.
I get that tourist dollars fuel business, but at the same time, locals seem to get the short end of the stick.

[Rockinonahigh]

Originally Posted by suebee

I worked as a hostesse on a Cafe-Terasse in Quebec City one summer as a student. I can't tell you how many times a tourist would come up to me and ask if I "spoke American". I'd always answer, no, I speak English and French though.

Yeah. I know. And we Canadians are supposed to be so nice and all.

I often had the same problem with tourist hear in louisiana,How many times ive been ask if I spoke english or did I just speak cajun slang.I would anser them is the fue words of italian and spanish that I know.They would think is really cool,if they knew what the words translated ment they would faint.

[Kobi]

This seems like common sense but sometimes a refresher doesnt hurt.

The officials dealing with the massive destruction from the 3 tornados that hit western Massachusetts issued a statement today that they had enough to deal with without having to contend with "tourists with cameras".

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by hpychick

Gemme -

I say, by the time most people are comfortable [enough] with their bodies [to stroll naked publicly] no one else is.

Riiiight?

Actually, I was specifically referring to the emaciated bleached Barbie dolls and the famous beer-bellied-hairy-backed-hicks (a very special and famous breed of homo sapien in DB). The rest I was fine with.

Keep in mind, I wasn't talking about the beaches. Those folks were over on A1A and out of my way. This was strictly race week tourists I was commenting on earlier.

[Kobi]

People often think I am kidding or exaggerating when I mention how
seriously we take our ducks/ducklings here.

Check out this story:

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pb...WS11/110529727

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Kobi

People often think I am kidding or exaggerating when I mention how
seriously we take our ducks/ducklings here.

Check out this story:

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pb...WS11/110529727

This is awesome. When I lived in Daytona, I had some ducklings that got trapped in the drainage of the man made pond of the apartment complex. It took me hours to get all of them out, especially since mama and daddy didn't know I was trying to help, but I did.

I'd forgotten about them, so thanks for the good memory.

[Rockinonahigh]

Hear we have five casinos,I worked at one of them for three years as a bartender on the boat,I remember my first summer with the tourist comeing to the casino to play for the first time.This was the first summer horseshoe was open..barely,this is the bible belt hear the regligous folks were standing on the corner preaching the sin of the casino and gambling..on the tv chanels on Sunday casinos got hot air time a plenty.One nignt about 3:am thes guy comes up to my bar and orded a drink for him and his honey( lady of the night)the face was real familuar but I couldnt place it till he used his credit card to get cash to play with( my bar had $.50 rolles of coins to play the bar slots) this guy was a well known preacher from hear.He said the best way he knew to understand the casino was to come see it for himself..then make a judgement call.We saw lots of this over the years I worked on the boat.Then there were so many ppl who had never seen a casino before,like kids in wonderland.One night a older cople hit a jack pot for $20,000.00 they had no clue how much ther has won..thought it was $200.00 I had to call the EMT's just incase they were needed.Corse ther were the aholes who thought they could be aholes in the first degree,treated ppl bad,make fun of the city for being back wards.Im shure many have seen some rude ppl in resturants,My goodness I thought most ppl had some decent manners but after working at one of the buffets for a while as bartender for it and the hotel I have seen about all of the crazy things one can see.Like the blackened frog leggs that some lady thought were something else that she screamed and near fainted,we had some traditional cajun dishes one week end,nuff said..was a riot cause most ppl who live hear havent eaten some of the dishes.

[Hack]

I grew up in northern Michigan, in the heart of the tourist trap area, about an hour south of Mackinaw City, Mackinac Island, etc. We call tourists in that part of the state "fudgies" because they are all toting bags of fudge from the fudge shops that abound in that part of the state. A lot of my friends in college worked on Mackinac Island, where no cars are allowed. You get around by foot, bike or horse-drawn carriages. I remember they all loved the first two weeks on the island, but by the end of the first month, they all called it "Mack-atraz." We could always pick out tourists from "downstate," aka the greater Detroit area. One of my favorite encounters was once when my dad and I were driving somewhere, and we got stuck behind some guy towing his huge boat. That was fine, except he didn't raise the boat motor before he left, and his propellor was hitting the asphalt and throwing sparks as we drove north on US-23. Gotta be from Detroit, my dad said. When we got close enough while passing him, we could read the boat's name and port location on the back. Grosse Pointe (high-rent area of southeast MI). Sure enough.

That said, Michigan is a beautiful place to visit anytime of year. Check it out:

[LaneyDoll]

Originally Posted by Camo Eagle

Just today I was walking behind a grp of tourists. As we walked along 4 or 5 of the grp of 12 were constantly throwing trash on ground. They were all eating and drinking, and the empty wrappers/cans just got tossed by some of them.

OMG, I cannot stand to see people throw trash on the ground-I don't care where you are. Put it in a trash can, or carry it until you find one.

[Melissa]

Originally Posted by Camo Eagle

OMG some of your posts had me LMAO.

I live in a suburb of San Antonio. SA gets prolly 1/2 of its income from tourism as well. Oh my dont get me started. LOL My fav is when Im asked where are all the horses & cowboys.

Just today I was walking behind a grp of tourists. As we walked along 4 or 5 of the grp of 12 were constantly throwing trash on ground. They were all eating and drinking, and the empty wrappers/cans just got tossed by some of them.

One of the older adult men was commenting on how dirty out city was, trash on street, etc. He went on to make a nasty crack about the slogan "Dont mess with Tx", at the same time that he threw his taco wrapper & can on the ground.
This was on a Military Post no less. The only reason there was trash laying around was bc an event was just finishing up, and jackasses like him left the trash.

Later all the poor little trainees & Privates will have to come out there and pick it all up.

We live in Corpus Christi and I get really frustrated with the amount of trash that beachgoers leave on the beaches and in the parking lots. I don't know if they are tourists or locals and don't care. The city does just about everything but put their trash in the trash can for them: they give out recyclable bags, put out extra trash cans during busy weekends like Memorial weekend, all along the beach every few feet, even put out large dumpsters on the busiest beaches. Yet still, despite all this, people leave fast food bags and wrappers and balled up dirty diapers on the beach and in the parking lots. They make zero attempt to walk over to a trash can and throw it away. Me and Rufus walked over to the beach last week and I spotted multiple wrappers, bags and two dirty diapers. There are constant letters in the paper begging people to pick there trash up. I don't get it! Every Monday morning I watch the city come to the beach across form us and two city trucks spend half the day cleaning the beach and the parking lot after the weekend.

M

[Gemme]

The sad truth is that most people are egocentric little twits and whenever they go anywhere, it's just another opportunity to express that, especially for those who may feel they are not treated as well as they should be at home and, thus, take it out on the folks working at the destination location.