5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

1PlayfulFemme · 06-07-2011, 12:27 PM

I am a lady

With the Mouth of a Sailor

A Heart full of Love and Good Will

A Sensitive Soul

Who can be as tough as needed, when necessary.

Arwen · 06-07-2011, 01:32 PM

1. I hate the smell of French Toast cooking so much that I won't cook it no matter how much someone loves it. We can go out to a restaurant.
2. I love kitschy things and dearly want a gazing ball for my container garden.
3. Sometimes I like to sit in the heat just waiting for a breeze to remind myself of how lucky I am to be able to feel the wind against my skin.
4. I play Wii bowling by myself.
5. I make up silly songs for my animals and sing it to them...a lot.

AtLast · 06-07-2011, 02:01 PM

The plain truth of the matter is, I don't like to wear boxer shorts or tidy-whities (really hate those). Boxer briefs are OK, but regular cotton high-cut women's under pants are for me. The hell with butch identity when it comes to my underwear! I say deal with it!

I survived Tetanus (lockjaw) at the age of 13. Although this contributed to spine problems leading to extensive surgeries as a young adult. What can you do- figured I was still ahead of the game.

I hate applesauce, but love apples.

I love bright colors.

Poor manners bother me and so does foul language. LOL, but I have to say that I don't react to foul language like I used to before joining B-F sites. Yet, when someone runs at the mouth swearing in public around kids or elderly people, I tell them to watch their mouth.

Gemme · 06-07-2011, 02:20 PM

1. Ebon thinks I'm going to get food poisoning because I can't remember how long the reheated veggies I just ate had been in the fridge. I know it's somewhere between more than 2 days and less than a week. We'll see, I suppose. My stomach's pretty tough.

2. Ebon's always yammering at me about getting viruses. When Bessie (my computer) acts up, he is always saying that she's got a virus. It's a weird sideways joke with us. Today, I did get a virus while hunting for pics for the 'picture says 1000 words' thread. He may or may not have chortled at this.

3. Ebon beat me at You Don't Know Jack by as much as I was beating him by going into the final round. I'll get him next time.

4. Ebon likes his salsa pureed to the point that it looks like baby food. That disgusts me. I like to see chunks of stuff in my salsa. There was a brand called Rojo in WA that was sublime, but I can't find it here and I'm sad.

5. I finished off the tre leche cake today and threatened to smear the blue icing on Ebon. That was fun.

uglyboi · 06-07-2011, 02:39 PM

I’m a pretty happy drunk. Most often I’ll hug everyone and tell them how much I love them and beg to go karaoke. Sober I hate karaoke. *spit*

Love to eat raw potatoes.

I don’t think the glass is half empty. I think it’s full – half water and half air. Air is very important and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

I’m not confused about my sexuality, but my doctor is.

I still make wishes when I blow out the candles on my birthday cake.

gotoseagrl · 06-07-2011, 03:42 PM

1. i am here.

2. i am hypnotized.

3. i still find many of the things i did as a child equally gratifying as an adult (e.g. coloring, swinging).

4. i trust my cats more than people.

5. grammar drives me insane.

avec_amore · 06-07-2011, 04:37 PM

I LOVE this thread and so far i'm on page 12 and plan to read them all.

1 - I dont drink caffeine or carbonation
2 - My clock is ticking SOOOO loudly since turning 40
3 - I'm addicted to endurance sports for the endorphine rushes
4 - I want to fall in love with someone who will let me quit my job and stay home and make babies for a few years

5 - I too love the smell of a cigar or pipe but dislike the smell of cigarettes

06-07-2011, 12:27 PM	#1
1PlayfulFemme Member How Do You Identify?: An Unwitting Thread Derailer! Preferred Pronoun?: She, femme through and through Relationship Status: She is my soul. Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a lil sparkle of fairydust Posts: 1,026 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,890 Thanked 2,362 Times in 697 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I am a lady With the Mouth of a Sailor A Heart full of Love and Good Will A Sensitive Soul Who can be as tough as needed, when necessary. __________________ In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. Khalil Gibran Whatever you fear most has no power. It is your fear that holds the power. -Oprah Winfrey

06-07-2011, 01:32 PM	#2
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,107 Times in 6,411 Posts Rep Power: 21474863	1. I hate the smell of French Toast cooking so much that I won't cook it no matter how much someone loves it. We can go out to a restaurant. 2. I love kitschy things and dearly want a gazing ball for my container garden. 3. Sometimes I like to sit in the heat just waiting for a breeze to remind myself of how lucky I am to be able to feel the wind against my skin. 4. I play Wii bowling by myself. 5. I make up silly songs for my animals and sing it to them...a lot. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-07-2011, 02:20 PM	#4
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,893 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	1. Ebon thinks I'm going to get food poisoning because I can't remember how long the reheated veggies I just ate had been in the fridge. I know it's somewhere between more than 2 days and less than a week. We'll see, I suppose. My stomach's pretty tough. 2. Ebon's always yammering at me about getting viruses. When Bessie (my computer) acts up, he is always saying that she's got a virus. It's a weird sideways joke with us. Today, I did get a virus while hunting for pics for the 'picture says 1000 words' thread. He may or may not have chortled at this. 3. Ebon beat me at You Don't Know Jack by as much as I was beating him by going into the final round. I'll get him next time. 4. Ebon likes his salsa pureed to the point that it looks like baby food. That disgusts me. I like to see chunks of stuff in my salsa. There was a brand called Rojo in WA that was sublime, but I can't find it here and I'm sad. 5. I finished off the tre leche cake today and threatened to smear the blue icing on Ebon. That was fun. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

06-07-2011, 03:42 PM	#6
gotoseagrl Senior Member How Do You Identify?: old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?: mermaid, very lucky babygirl Relationship Status: Saltwater mermaid ♡ Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA Posts: 2,209 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,192 Thanked 6,104 Times in 1,727 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	1. i am here. 2. i am hypnotized. 3. i still find many of the things i did as a child equally gratifying as an adult (e.g. coloring, swinging). 4. i trust my cats more than people. 5. grammar drives me insane. __________________ Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence

06-07-2011, 02:01 PM	#3
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	The plain truth of the matter is, I don't like to wear boxer shorts or tidy-whities (really hate those). Boxer briefs are OK, but regular cotton high-cut women's under pants are for me. The hell with butch identity when it comes to my underwear! I say deal with it! I survived Tetanus (lockjaw) at the age of 13. Although this contributed to spine problems leading to extensive surgeries as a young adult. What can you do- figured I was still ahead of the game. I hate applesauce, but love apples. I love bright colors. Poor manners bother me and so does foul language. LOL, but I have to say that I don't react to foul language like I used to before joining B-F sites. Yet, when someone runs at the mouth swearing in public around kids or elderly people, I tell them to watch their mouth.

06-07-2011, 02:39 PM	#5
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	I’m a pretty happy drunk. Most often I’ll hug everyone and tell them how much I love them and beg to go karaoke. Sober I hate karaoke. spit Love to eat raw potatoes. I don’t think the glass is half empty. I think it’s full – half water and half air. Air is very important and shouldn’t be taken lightly. I’m not confused about my sexuality, but my doctor is. I still make wishes when I blow out the candles on my birthday cake.

06-07-2011, 04:37 PM	#7
avec_amore Junior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: female ones Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2011 Location: Denver (for now...) Posts: 38 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 61 Thanked 52 Times in 13 Posts Rep Power: 194057	I LOVE this thread and so far i'm on page 12 and plan to read them all. 1 - I dont drink caffeine or carbonation 2 - My clock is ticking SOOOO loudly since turning 40 3 - I'm addicted to endurance sports for the endorphine rushes 4 - I want to fall in love with someone who will let me quit my job and stay home and make babies for a few years 5 - I too love the smell of a cigar or pipe but dislike the smell of cigarettes