5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

tapu · 06-12-2011, 01:03 PM

Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family.

Noa (as in opposite of tapu)

I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise!

I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line.

My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...)

For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay.

My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now.

VuDu · 06-12-2011, 01:08 PM

I think tapu is a bit addicted to this thread.

I chew ice. Low iron levels bedamned!

I never buy soap or shampoo because I make my own.

I dislike getting grease (or any kind) underneath my fingernails.

I watch horror movies until they make me too frightened to walk around the house at night. *grin*

My favorite swear word is "jerkwad".

tapu · 06-12-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowkisses

I think tapu is a bit addicted to this thread.

Hey now! I read all of 2011 and believe me, BigButchMistie's and Softness's generous contributions more than encouraged me. :wink:

Softly · 06-12-2011, 01:38 PM

I eat pepperoncinis right out the jar. I love them!!
I don't like having any product in my hair
I call tmobile every week to complain because they are horrible!!
I have glasses but never wear them because they make me nauseous
I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

VuDu · 06-12-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Softly

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

*blink*

:laugh:

Trishagee · 06-12-2011, 01:52 PM

I bring home work every weekend, but it never seems to make it out of my car.

I love to work out but am always too tired to go the gym.

My favorite flower is Plumeria, simply beautiful and smells amazing.

My ADD is so severe that I must do several things at the same time to accomplish anything.

If I eat a big breakfast I will eat all day, and visa versa...

dixie · 06-12-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Softly

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

I have met many, many wrestlers in my lifetime, as someone who used to hang around backstage as a kid (and teenager). I must say, Mark is an awesomely cool individual. Good choice for your "relations" wish. lol

kannon · 06-30-2011, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Softly

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

Softly · 07-18-2011, 04:51 PM

Be still my heart!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannon

Jett · 07-18-2011, 05:16 PM

-I like to take long walks... in the cemetery. What can I say, it's full of trees, peaceful and quiet and my dog Daisy loves all the squirrels and rabbits.

-I'm a cinnamon-raisin-toast-a-holic, like, I can never get enough :P

-My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream, Mullholland Drive is a close second.

-I hate the water, especially deep dark water, it's super creepy to me.

-I have quit smoking, and started smoking, and quit and started etc more than I can count... now I "smoke" electronic cigarettes (no smoke only vapor).

deb_U_taunt · 07-25-2011, 06:00 PM

1. I love to do jigsaw puzzles.

2. I like to refinish furniture.

3. I always have a home project in process.

4. I talk to my mom and grandma most everyday.

5. I rarely dine out.

VintageFemme · 07-25-2011, 07:31 PM

i read magazines from back to front
i dated country singer, rick trevino's cousin
my favourite word is bittersweet
i despise the sun as well as suntans
i partied with the john lee hooker band once

bigbutchmistie · 07-25-2011, 07:39 PM

Very Femme Women In Charge get me going and are my weakness

Ive never been to the ocean

I eat out all the time

Im highly allergic to cats. its the only allergy I have

I dont want kids

Soft*Silver · 07-25-2011, 07:46 PM

I have a thing for "waterfall" depression era furniture

I have a hankering for a horse monopoly game!

Every yard I have claimed as mine must have a lilac bush and a rose bush in it

I cant sew

My daughter is as clumsy as they come and she comes by it honestly

VintageFemme · 08-06-2011, 10:49 PM

think i'll list 5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone that i love...

i love to bake cookies
i love snow
i love led zeppelin
i love big strong 'take charge' butches
i love sleeping

wimsiclegirl · 06-12-2011, 02:29 PM

*I love parking spaces that allow me to pull straight through so I don't have to back out
* I carry a book with me everywhere
* I love walking or running in the rain
*Chocolate chip cookies fix everything
*I love crazy shows like: cops, jail, prison shows, all worked up, parking wars
* I love coordinating social events or trips for my friends and family

scootebaby · 06-12-2011, 02:45 PM

My biggest asset is also my biggest liability--Pride!

i wish i could remember things that need to be done WHEN they need to be done-instead of having to make a to do list.

i really have an issue with ppl that turn EVERYTHING back to them.

i struggle daily with being a productive member of society anymore

like someone else said---i cant stand for my food to touch.

tonaderspeisung · 06-12-2011, 03:21 PM

i snag those ikea golf pencils by the handful - i'm the reason you can never find one when you need one

i miss those bins in the back of radio shack where you could stop by and grab switches, knobs, transformers and such for wimsy sunday afternoon projects

there are a bunch of youtube videos, posted by strangers, of me doing the thriller dance - that's all i will say about that

i use a polyphasic sleep pattern of a core 3hrs and 3 - 20 min naps throughout the day

i have a synesthetic perception of sounds - i can actually feel their texture

dixie · 06-12-2011, 04:28 PM

I love the pink Starburst jellybeans.

Today was my first video chat ever. It was actually kinda fun.

I lose things easily. (Then when I find them two years later it feels like Christmas...LOL)

I have a fear of being struck by lightning.

I have kept almost every card and letter I've ever been given.

jenny · 06-12-2011, 07:57 PM

1. I have an exercise bike in my bedroom that I haven't ridden in probably two years.
a. Doesn't everyone?
b. Anyone want it?

2. Most of my celebrity crushes on are guys.

3. I once nearly set the house on fire during sex. Like... for real. Flames and everything.

4. Someone once printed out my personal ad on OKCupid and showed it to her friends so they could vote on whether the author (me) was crazy or hilariously brilliant. Luckily, most voted for brilliant.

5. I'm a total Broadway fanatic, and I was lucky enough to see "Book of Mormon" two weeks ago -- amazing!

06-12-2011, 01:03 PM	#1
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family. Noa (as in opposite of tapu) I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise! I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line. My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...) For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay. My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

06-12-2011, 01:08 PM	#2
VuDu Member How Do You Identify?: Femme with a Wicked Twist Preferred Pronoun?: Trouble Maker Relationship Status: My heart is my own Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Between the cemetary and the reservoir Posts: 248 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 174 Thanked 208 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 1021102	I think tapu is a bit addicted to this thread. I chew ice. Low iron levels bedamned! I never buy soap or shampoo because I make my own. I dislike getting grease (or any kind) underneath my fingernails. I watch horror movies until they make me too frightened to walk around the house at night. grin My favorite swear word is "jerkwad". __________________ You don't always get answers for what happens - because sometimes the answers were not for you, they were lessons for someone else.

06-12-2011, 01:52 PM	#6
Trishagee Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: City of Angels Posts: 40 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24 Thanked 27 Times in 8 Posts Rep Power: 82423	I bring home work every weekend, but it never seems to make it out of my car. I love to work out but am always too tired to go the gym. My favorite flower is Plumeria, simply beautiful and smells amazing. My ADD is so severe that I must do several things at the same time to accomplish anything. If I eat a big breakfast I will eat all day, and visa versa... __________________ and I'll be back when the day is new... and I'll have more ideas for you... and you'll have things you'll want to talk about... I will too ~Mr. Rogers~

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Jett Member How Do You Identify?: Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination Posts: 1,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,054 Thanked 3,299 Times in 568 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	-I like to take long walks... in the cemetery. What can I say, it's full of trees, peaceful and quiet and my dog Daisy loves all the squirrels and rabbits. -I'm a cinnamon-raisin-toast-a-holic, like, I can never get enough :P -My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream, Mullholland Drive is a close second. -I hate the water, especially deep dark water, it's super creepy to me. -I have quit smoking, and started smoking, and quit and started etc more than I can count... now I "smoke" electronic cigarettes (no smoke only vapor). __________________ .......... In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

07-25-2011, 07:31 PM	#12
VintageFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Outside Posts: 2,299 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,828 Thanked 7,620 Times in 1,655 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	i read magazines from back to front i dated country singer, rick trevino's cousin my favourite word is bittersweet i despise the sun as well as suntans i partied with the john lee hooker band once __________________ Unfinished Business & Open to Serendipity

06-12-2011, 01:38 PM	#4
Softly Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 655 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 465 Thanked 701 Times in 253 Posts Rep Power: 3646036	I eat pepperoncinis right out the jar. I love them!! I don't like having any product in my hair I call tmobile every week to complain because they are horrible!! I have glasses but never wear them because they make me nauseous I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

07-25-2011, 06:00 PM	#11
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,256 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	1. I love to do jigsaw puzzles. 2. I like to refinish furniture. 3. I always have a home project in process. 4. I talk to my mom and grandma most everyday. 5. I rarely dine out.

07-25-2011, 07:39 PM	#13
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Very Femme Women In Charge get me going and are my weakness Ive never been to the ocean I eat out all the time Im highly allergic to cats. its the only allergy I have I dont want kids

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SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	I have a thing for "waterfall" depression era furniture I have a hankering for a horse monopoly game! Every yard I have claimed as mine must have a lilac bush and a rose bush in it I cant sew My daughter is as clumsy as they come and she comes by it honestly __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

08-06-2011, 10:49 PM	#15
VintageFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Outside Posts: 2,299 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,828 Thanked 7,620 Times in 1,655 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	think i'll list 5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone that i love... i love to bake cookies i love snow i love led zeppelin i love big strong 'take charge' butches i love sleeping __________________ Unfinished Business & Open to Serendipity

06-12-2011, 02:29 PM	#16
wimsiclegirl Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her, babygirl, Relationship Status: Completely smitten... Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Southern girl stuck somewhere in the middle Posts: 270 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,174 Thanked 399 Times in 135 Posts Rep Power: 2506783	I love this thread :) I love parking spaces that allow me to pull straight through so I don't have to back out I carry a book with me everywhere * I love walking or running in the rain Chocolate chip cookies fix everything I love crazy shows like: cops, jail, prison shows, all worked up, parking wars * I love coordinating social events or trips for my friends and family __________________ Wimsiclegirl

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scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	My biggest asset is also my biggest liability--Pride! i wish i could remember things that need to be done WHEN they need to be done-instead of having to make a to do list. i really have an issue with ppl that turn EVERYTHING back to them. i struggle daily with being a productive member of society anymore like someone else said---i cant stand for my food to touch.

06-12-2011, 03:21 PM	#18
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	i snag those ikea golf pencils by the handful - i'm the reason you can never find one when you need one i miss those bins in the back of radio shack where you could stop by and grab switches, knobs, transformers and such for wimsy sunday afternoon projects there are a bunch of youtube videos, posted by strangers, of me doing the thriller dance - that's all i will say about that i use a polyphasic sleep pattern of a core 3hrs and 3 - 20 min naps throughout the day i have a synesthetic perception of sounds - i can actually feel their texture

06-12-2011, 04:28 PM	#19
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I love the pink Starburst jellybeans. Today was my first video chat ever. It was actually kinda fun. I lose things easily. (Then when I find them two years later it feels like Christmas...LOL) I have a fear of being struck by lightning. I have kept almost every card and letter I've ever been given.

06-12-2011, 07:57 PM	#20
jenny Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Relationship Status: inquire within Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 956 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 434 Thanked 1,593 Times in 580 Posts Rep Power: 5091118	1. I have an exercise bike in my bedroom that I haven't ridden in probably two years. a. Doesn't everyone? b. Anyone want it? 2. Most of my celebrity crushes on are guys. 3. I once nearly set the house on fire during sex. Like... for real. Flames and everything. 4. Someone once printed out my personal ad on OKCupid and showed it to her friends so they could vote on whether the author (me) was crazy or hilariously brilliant. Luckily, most voted for brilliant. 5. I'm a total Broadway fanatic, and I was lucky enough to see "Book of Mormon" two weeks ago -- amazing! __________________ "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank “Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?'” ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.