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06-18-2011, 03:26 AM
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Keep ur britches on
Holy buckets Oh my stars Don't get ur panties in a bunch Smack my ass & call me Charlie Butter my buns & call me a biscuit Grandpa says when u sleep past 8am "people die in bed, ya know" Peek & plumb town (town so small, if u peek round the corner...ur plumb out of town) Sweating like a whore in church Take a load off (have a seat) Gettin married was the old "ball & chain" Shotgun wedding...(just to make sure the groom wasn't gonna run away) That is ALL I can think of right now....still use most of them occasionally
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06-18-2011, 05:05 AM
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I happened to be sitting with someone who was watching a fishing show once. The fisherman was talking about some new product and said:
As handy as a pocket on a shirt. I still chuckle over that. Andrea
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I am very spoiled! What we think about and thank about, we bring about! Today I will treat my body with love and respect.
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06-18-2011, 06:51 AM
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tight scratch - difficult fight
* It was a tight scratch, yet we emerged victorious.
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06-18-2011, 07:59 AM
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Orange Nehi anyone?
Calling soda "soda pop" or "pop."
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06-18-2011, 08:07 AM
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06-18-2011, 08:10 AM
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And that's all she wrote!
That's interesting because it has to be delivered exactly that way. You can't say, "I agree but that is all she wrote." It loses its idiomatic meaning (for most speakers) in that context and reverts to the literal: "and she didn't write down anything more."
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06-18-2011, 09:02 AM
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Something my dad would say to me when he got aggravated with me:
Why don't you use your head for something besides a hat rack?
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06-18-2011, 09:12 AM
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Shacked UP 
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Asking someone how they are doing and they reply "fair to midland" and actually finding out it is "fair to midling."
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06-18-2011, 01:31 PM
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Whenever my Abuelita (granny) says she is getting old and it will be her time soon, my Dad always jumps in and says:
"You know what they say about the bad weed...it never dies" lol Now imagine this conversation in Spanish...yup..very animated. When referring to "grooming" your special areas...Grandma's advice to me was (keep in mind I didnt ask for any advice), "If there is no nest, there will be no bird" Ummmm..wonder if Grandma realizes I am not looking for any visits from birds lol |
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06-19-2011, 09:54 AM
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"Yerba mala nunca muere."
Lol. I remember that one too - my mom used to say it about my father all the time. She wasn't too far from the truth - he died a few months ago at the age of 91! Quote:
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06-19-2011, 12:53 PM
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I'm misunderestimated. 
Hybrid Mode
