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Old 06-19-2011, 04:20 PM   #1
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batty: She's been a bit batty since she got older.

tetched: He's a bit tetched in the head if you know what I mean.

three sheets to the wind: When they come outta that bar, they was three sheets to the wind.

to beat the band: She was a-singin' and a clappin' to beat the band.

lick o' sense: Billie Joe never had a lick o' sense. (Pass the biscuits please.)
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Old 06-19-2011, 04:45 PM   #2
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They don't have a pot to pee in but they spent money on foolishness.

Stomach so full you could crack a flee on it.
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'retch 'round as in I'm gonna 'retcha 'round and smack the crap outta you if'n you don't mind.

I might have heard that once or twice.

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I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:11 PM   #5
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I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...
I don't believe we've seen that one yet, and I like it! Thanks!
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:19 PM   #6
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Today i had occasion to tell someone, "You bet your sweet bippy!". It feels good to say, you should try it.


cogitations- unpleasant thoughts

*I found it difficult to abide her company but I kept my cogitations to myself.
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Old 06-19-2011, 10:32 PM   #7
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Um, a tit on a cow is VERY useful...did you mean 'bull' perhaps?
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...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:

"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol
I used to hear "I have to pee like a Russian racehorse" a lot.

Today, I got to say, "Lord love a duck!" and I liked it.

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this is my personal fav..... I'mina as in I'mina go to the store. People say it all the time but don't realize they say it.

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