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Old 06-18-2011, 09:41 PM   #141
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Exclamation a good expletive!

i've heard this a before but had forgotten it until i came across it again while i was reading today:
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Old 06-18-2011, 11:33 PM   #142
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Are you daft?

I still refer to myself as a flibbertygibbet, though I've seen it spelled other ways too. I've called myself a fussbudget too.

Now, don't lollygag around.

My Gramps used to warn me against engaging in tomfoolery, but I think someone may have said that one already.

A couple more for the road:

...on a wing and a prayer
...lickety split
...snug as a bug in a rug
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whenever someone complained about getting old my grandpa(& now dad does too) said "its better than the alternative"
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"Ambulance you got a chance...If its a hearse its got to be worse"

Not sure how old this one is...but I love it! lol
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"Why isn't she just cuter than a bug's ear?"
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just heard tonight at work.....
-Raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock

-bout as worthless as peein' in the ocean

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Wink Well of Loneliness

When a was very young, I used to refer to myself as a "sexual invert" because that was what people in my rural town called me "like me" back then.

I used it about half a dozen times after I moved to San Francisco, but no one knew what the Sam Hill I was talking about, so I stopped.


Yes, Dorthy, I really am 63 in many, many ways.

*Cheers to my ex, Radcliff Hall*

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Old 06-19-2011, 01:47 AM   #148
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"Yerba mala nunca muere."

Lol. I remember that one too - my mom used to say it about my father all the time. She wasn't too far from the truth - he died a few months ago at the age of 91!


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Whenever my Abuelita (granny) says she is getting old and it will be her time soon, my Dad always jumps in and says:

"You know what they say about the bad weed...it never dies" lol

Now imagine this conversation in Spanish...yup..very animated.

When referring to "grooming" your special areas...Grandma's advice to me was (keep in mind I didnt ask for any advice),

"If there is no nest, there will be no bird" Ummmm..wonder if Grandma realizes I am not looking for any visits from birds lol
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just heard tonight at work.....
-Raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock

-bout as worthless as peein' in the ocean

This reminded me of:

as useless as teets on a bull
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I've been working my brain to the white meat!
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Some of My favorites:

Drat!
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It's just going to get a lick and a promise..... means I will clean lightly now and promise to do a better job soon.

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batty: She's been a bit batty since she got older.

tetched: He's a bit tetched in the head if you know what I mean.

three sheets to the wind: When they come outta that bar, they was three sheets to the wind.

to beat the band: She was a-singin' and a clappin' to beat the band.

lick o' sense: Billie Joe never had a lick o' sense. (Pass the biscuits please.)
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They don't have a pot to pee in but they spent money on foolishness.

Stomach so full you could crack a flee on it.
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I might have heard that once or twice.

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I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...
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