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Old 01-19-2010, 11:03 AM   #1
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1. someone shot my dog when I lived in Texas but she survived. apparently she was getting into their chickens so they shot her. wtf.
2. I haven't spoken to my mother in over 3 years and I am happy about it...most the time.
3. i've buried a baby
4. i recently had a icky bad cyst on an ovary and had to have the whole thing removed.
5. i like cheese. a whole lot of cheese. and sex. just not together. cheese and sex addict.


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* I get b12 shots every month.
* I have been married/divorced and we are still great friends.
* my little sister lives in Korea and has for about 5 years. I've seen her twice since she moved there.
* I have worked many different types of jobs since I was 16 years old. a couple years ago I was making double plus what I am currently making. Gotta love the economy right now.
* I love when my Daddy leaves me notes with things to do/how to cook a dinner I have never made/or how proud she is of me for doing things she asks. It makes me very happy. I also love leaving notes for her before I leave for work in the mornings telling her how much i'll miss her and thank you's for all she does for me. I love that we do that. xoxo
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Old 01-19-2010, 10:37 PM   #2
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* I had perfect attendance throughout school (1-12).
* The second house I lived in as a teen used to sit squarely in the middle of a pasture. You could look out the window and see cows.
* I'm trying to break the habit of texting/IMing and driving, but I'm pretty good at it.
* I used to read voraciously, but now I find I spend that time online these days.
* I have a polarizing job that people either find totally cool or that it involves something they absolutely care zilch about (sports).

BONUS: My chihuahuas think they are parrots and love to sleep on my shoulders.
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:16 PM   #3
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1 - I sing show tunes in the shower

2 - I dislike false modesty almost as much as I dislike feigned innocence

3 - I love old Warner Bros. cartoons

4 - I have quite a few scars (and a story for every one)

5 - I really, really want little man to send me a piece of sweet potato pie
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In 1973 I was the youngest swimmer from Hawaii to make the cut for the Munich Olympics, but missed it by 1/10 of a second, but I still got to go and watch it in Germany.

I have a bad habit of always wanting to start something, and usually never finish it, I get bored.

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I am very superstitious and many of my reactions come from my ethnic mixed breed back ground.

I am not very good as far as talking to someone and making sense, but I can put words down on paper and it becomes poetry, (then I have to spell check) lol
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  1. I love audio books
  2. I've been on cruise ship that went through a hurricane
  3. I've got a seriously bad sense of direction
  4. I used to work for a women's independent music distributor
  5. I was at ten Michigan Women's Music Festivals from the 10th to the 20th
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Old 01-21-2010, 07:38 AM   #6
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1 I love my job, I'm just not overly fond of working.

2. Every day, when I pull up to the building, I have to take a deep breath and get into the right frame of mind.

3. I tend to assume that everyone is at work for the same reason--to do the best job possible. This gets me into trouble from time to time.

4. I go back to bed for at least an hour every morning, after my daughter catches her 6:45am school bus. O.o

5. I rarely sleep though the night. If it isn't my own internal clock, it's the dog's.
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1. I don't do spontaneous very well. It tends to lead to anxiety attacks.

2. I absolutely despise when people use other people as weapons in their battles, and it's ten times worse if the people used as weapons are children.

3. I really, really want a massage right now.

4. I recently discovered the show "McLeod's Daughters" and have been watching it fanatically through Netflix every time I sit in front of the tv. Australian cowgirls for the win!

5. I really dig the vibe of the Planet vs. other sites in the same community.
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1 - I sing show tunes in the shower

2 - I dislike false modesty almost as much as I dislike feigned innocence

3 - I love old Warner Bros. cartoons

4 - I have quite a few scars (and a story for every one)

5 - I really, really want little man to send me a piece of sweet potato pie
if you can help me find a place to buy little individual pie shells, i'll send you a whole lil pie!
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1 - I have a Chihuahua and a Great Dane (and yes, I realize how crazy I look when I walk them both)

2 - I once had an iguana named Tennessee

3 - I love fountain pens

4 - I love the smell of honey-roasted peanuts, but won't eat them

5 - I am now going to scour the supermarket looking for little individual pie shells
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1. I collect spoons from everywhere I travel.
2. I do this in memory of my grandmother.
3. I could not find one when I was in LA, and that makes me sad.
4. I've actually forgotten to get a spoon in several places I've been in the past year or so.
5. My spoon collection needs to be hung up again.
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if you can help me find a place to buy little individual pie shells, i'll send you a whole lil pie!
Full-size pie shells (refrigerated, not frozen), pizza cutter, and bob's your uncle. Do I win a pie?

1. I have a lot of brown and it gets a lot of wear. I like brown. UPS, too. Known a lot of butches to work there.

2. I love sweet potato pie, but I really miss the little sweet potato cakes we used to get when we visited my grandmother when I was a kid.

3. I used to read voraciously, but I have a hard time getting into books anymore.

4. I have several friends who have been my friends for more than 20 years.

5. I rarely wear any purple or pink.
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Full-size pie shells (refrigerated, not frozen), pizza cutter, and bob's your uncle. Do I win a pie?
i still need the individual pie shells. i don't have teeny tiny pie pans...if i find the shells, they should have the pans.

if ever i find the shells, i'll add you to my pie list.

(i wanna see if i can interest a local coffeehouse in some small pies...can always use some travel cash or money for more camera equipment)
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1. The first song I learned to play on guitar as a kid was Stairway to Heaven.

2. My 7th grade math teacher, Mr. Branch, thought I was a boy for the first 9 weeks of school.

3. When I was 14, I accidently drove my friend's mom's car into a swamp. What made it even worse is that they were both in the car at the time, along with two other friends.

4. My friends in high school always got accused of doing the mischievous things that I actually did.

5. The football coaches at my school asked me to be quaterback for our high school football team.
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i still need the individual pie shells. i don't have teeny tiny pie pans...if i find the shells, they should have the pans.

if ever i find the shells, i'll add you to my pie list.

(i wanna see if i can interest a local coffeehouse in some small pies...can always use some travel cash or money for more camera equipment)
what about a muffin tin?
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I've been on Dialysis for 3 1/2 yrs...

I despise..Utterly...being even Mildly Cold unless it's very hot outside, and yes I will be exceedingly grouchy and unbearable until I'm comfortable.....

I believe in Chivalry at all times....until you hurt me, or piss me off.

I was raised Islamic while my parents were married, at the age of 7 I discovered a different religion, which left a lifelong impression for me..Buddhism, I wasnt allowed to visit anymore after the neighbor took me to some dharma center off base w/o his permission...after the divorce, mum's family.....hmm...overwhelmed me with their diversity...Catholics, hidden Sephardi, Santeria{this one i already knew, but..in-depth was...wow}, Pentecostals...

I'm a chocoholic...I'm not just throwing the word around...I'll indulge in the occasional Twix, if Im 'desperate'..Otherwise...? Belgians, Swiss, German...Sometimes French..

I'm diagnosed with Dyscalculia..
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