Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Rook · 01-19-2010, 11:56 AM

Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. ~ Anon

Rook · 01-19-2010, 12:02 PM

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

01-19-2010, 11:56 AM	#1
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. ~ Anon __________________

01-19-2010, 12:02 PM	#2
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts) Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. __________________