Speak in Questions (aka Communicating Via Query, as per June)

Daywalker · 01-19-2010, 05:45 PM

Oh, was I surprised to see this thread bumped up by someone other than myself?

Do I often have lengthy correspondence with just Me, Myself....and I?

Do you think if I tried hard enough I could actually disagree with Myself?

Is that Bacon I smell,
or is SOME one Juney burning the Midnight Apple Butter Oil?

weatherboi · 01-19-2010, 06:35 PM

Sheesh will I ever get my laundry done?

Will I make it to the beach this weekend??

Am I ever gonna book another job??

always2late · 01-19-2010, 06:49 PM

How many times today will I listen to the monkey boy sing his version of "Surfin Bird"?

The Oopster · 01-19-2010, 07:27 PM

Did I use to frequent this thread in another land? Do - wonder if sime of the same people from that land frequent this land? Do I welcome the opportunity to meet new questioners? Is anyone in fear cause the Oopster is here? Will I always think of Opi when I question? How many questions can I post before I get my next job? Would it be quicker if the keys weren't so damn small on my blackberry? Will I run out of things to ask? Will I remember all my question marks? Will I make any mistakes? Should I put my bumble bee suit on? Did I just hear the next job come in?

SuperFemme · 01-19-2010, 08:44 PM

Are hogs like this off limits? Should I hope so? Am I fascinated by wild hogs? Will Susan Boyle release a cd with a new song? Wild Hogs?

The Oopster · 01-19-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Are hogs like this off limits? Should I hope so? Am I fascinated by wild hogs? Will Susan Boyle release a cd with a new song? Wild Hogs?

Is my blaclberry misbehavin? Why is a blackberry called a blackberry and not a blueberry or some other type of berry? Are there wild hogs in LA? Did they not catch one recently? Why does speakin about hogs make me even more nervous about the cop parked behind me? Why is SF fascinated by hogs? If pigs could fly, could hogs? R there any hog songs out there?

The Oopster · 01-19-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Wouldn't we all love to see Oopster in a Bumble Bee Suit?

Is the bee suit off now? Were there many sightings in LA todday? Do peeps look st me funny when I'm in my bee suit? Does it leave me damp all over?

The Oopster · 01-19-2010, 09:27 PM

Am I back? Am I bored? Am I boring you? Is the cop still there? Do I think he is watching the intersection? Did he just leave? Were his lights on or off? Did he get bored too? Why I'd the clock moving so slow? Am I glad the cop is gone? Am I talkin about myself a lot? Would it be more fun to talk about you? Do you need to come in here and post so I can talk about you? -s it time to press submit?

SuperFemme · 01-19-2010, 09:34 PM

Is that you Oops?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6Lgc3Fvzw"]YouTube- Blind Melon - No Rain[/ame]

jenny · 01-20-2010, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Wouldn't we all love to see Oopster in a Bumble Bee Suit?

Hmmm, isn't this *exactly* what I was thinking?? Does it surprise me that June and I would be thinking the same question?

And why is Burt's Bees lip balm sooo much better than Blistik or ChapStick???

SuperFemme · 01-20-2010, 02:23 PM

Why did it take three reads to understand the bzzzzz in Junes post?

Is that oak tree going to finally fall into my house along with the hill behind me?

A few inches of rain and a tornado down south and it's all about StormWatch 2010? Seriously?

Just maybe it is not a great idea to build a house on the side of a hill after two or three wildfires have raged on by?

Would I rather move in a truck? Or via house sliding down the hill to a new location in the neighbors pool?

Do i seem feverish?

The Oopster · 01-20-2010, 03:23 PM

Is burt's bee lip balm the stuff in the little jar? Why is jenny surprise that her brain is melded with june's? Why does Juney have a baby's beehind on her hands? Did the bzzzzzzzzz fly over my head? Is the bee suit hiding in my car? Will it have to come out tonight?

If they didn't build on the side of the hill where would they build? Is it fun to have a driving job this week? Am i enjoying not working today? Would you be any wetter in the neigbor's pool? Could you then also have a moat? Is the hill you are on that big? Is my memory fading me? Do I hope it's just superone's normal delirium?

Dude · 01-21-2010, 09:06 AM

Does my ass look big?

Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth?
Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices?
Was it painful?
Where's my fuckin star?

Is there really a shooting range at the college here?
Why did I sell the 22 of my youth?
Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush
really have one handy?

Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching?
Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases?
Maybe they always did?
Do they eat pork in Haiti?
Could we test it all and send the good stuff there?
Surely there is some that's good?

What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again?
Am I not talking roosters?
Can I please have a baby Brahma cow?
And some milking goats?
And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey?
And 7 chickens?
And one guard goose for Arnold?
And a new barn?
Is that really asking too much?
How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon?

Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet?
Does she have emergency lube just in case?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-21-2010, 01:16 PM

Did someone say cock in here?

How much is to much cock?

Who else like cock cake here?

The Oopster · 01-21-2010, 05:31 PM

Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake?

Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries?

Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time?

violaine · 01-21-2010, 05:42 PM

where are the bees all going? do you find local honey helpful with allergies- if you have any? can a talk radio show ever keep your interest/you in the car and errands take longer?

Dude · 01-27-2010, 10:13 AM

Does June think I need help getting in trouble?

Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night?
300 pound-er give or take?
Did I also recently have to straddle a possum?
Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day?

Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills?
Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler?

Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me?
Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3?
Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?.........

Next testing date is 5-25?

Dont I need another cuppa?

Dude · 01-27-2010, 12:51 PM

Aint I worried bout the bees too?
Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out?

Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed?
Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head?
What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side?
Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs?
Might they want it?

01-19-2010, 06:49 PM	#3
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01-19-2010, 05:45 PM	#1
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The Oopster Senior Member How Do You Identify?: transgender male Preferred Pronoun?: he Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: carson city nv Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 303 Thanked 2,654 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 20061509	Am I back? Am I bored? Am I boring you? Is the cop still there? Do I think he is watching the intersection? Did he just leave? Were his lights on or off? Did he get bored too? Why I'd the clock moving so slow? Am I glad the cop is gone? Am I talkin about myself a lot? Would it be more fun to talk about you? Do you need to come in here and post so I can talk about you? -s it time to press submit?

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01-20-2010, 02:23 PM	#11
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Why did it take three reads to understand the bzzzzz in Junes post? Is that oak tree going to finally fall into my house along with the hill behind me? A few inches of rain and a tornado down south and it's all about StormWatch 2010? Seriously? Just maybe it is not a great idea to build a house on the side of a hill after two or three wildfires have raged on by? Would I rather move in a truck? Or via house sliding down the hill to a new location in the neighbors pool? Do i seem feverish?

01-20-2010, 03:23 PM	#12
The Oopster Senior Member How Do You Identify?: transgender male Preferred Pronoun?: he Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: carson city nv Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 303 Thanked 2,654 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 20061509	Is burt's bee lip balm the stuff in the little jar? Why is jenny surprise that her brain is melded with june's? Why does Juney have a baby's beehind on her hands? Did the bzzzzzzzzz fly over my head? Is the bee suit hiding in my car? Will it have to come out tonight? If they didn't build on the side of the hill where would they build? Is it fun to have a driving job this week? Am i enjoying not working today? Would you be any wetter in the neigbor's pool? Could you then also have a moat? Is the hill you are on that big? Is my memory fading me? Do I hope it's just superone's normal delirium?

01-21-2010, 09:06 AM	#13
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01-21-2010, 05:31 PM	#15
The Oopster Senior Member How Do You Identify?: transgender male Preferred Pronoun?: he Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: carson city nv Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 303 Thanked 2,654 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 20061509	Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake? Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries? Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time?

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01-27-2010, 10:13 AM	#17
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Does June think I need help getting in trouble? Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night? 300 pound-er give or take? Did I also recently have to straddle a possum? Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day? Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills? Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler? Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me? Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3? Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?......... Next testing date is 5-25? Dont I need another cuppa?

01-27-2010, 12:51 PM	#18
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Aint I worried bout the bees too? Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out? Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed? Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head? What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side? Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs? Might they want it?