How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 14

Angelika · 06-24-2011, 10:41 AM

How do you know when you are getting older?

When I KNOW I have to wear a bra otherwise I will hit myself in the face when I walk fast (due to gravity taking its toll).

Angelika

girl_dee · 06-24-2011, 11:02 AM

When I walk around looking for my glasses, and I am wearing them

amnesia.bfp · 06-24-2011, 11:30 AM

How do I know how old I am if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.

NJFemmie · 06-24-2011, 12:21 PM

When I cramp I places I never cramped before.
*sigh*

Chancie · 06-24-2011, 12:28 PM

People tell me that I look pretty young for my age; I just turned 50.

But, I was in the supermarket the other day, and

There was a very proud papa with his beautiful adorable infant, and

She was wearing a tiny lace trimmed dress that was obviously a family heirloom, and

I asked her if she would like to be in my math class in 14 years, and

The papa said, If you're still teaching, you mean.

06-24-2011, 12:34 PM

When you can't see to read without specs anymore

Corkey · 06-24-2011, 11:02 PM

When my eyes are as fuzzy as my ears

Corkey · 06-24-2011, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chazz

How do you know when you are getting older?

You get mail from AARP.

When you answer AARP...

amiyesiam · 06-24-2011, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

When my eyes are as fuzzy as my ears

no, no, no
your ears are not fuzzy
why would you say this
ye gods
people are gonna think I am living with a yoda

tiggs · 06-24-2011, 11:24 PM

I knew I was getting older when this happened to me. A friend and I were having a conversation at work about memory loss and alzheimers. A few minutes into the conversation we were distracted by something going on, as it wasn't anything serious we went back to our conversation. Well at least we tried to, unfortunately we couldn't remember what we were talking about.

swan · 06-24-2011, 11:33 PM

I know I'm getting older when I do stupid stuff like buying groceries before books and eating dinner before dessert.

MissItalianDiva · 06-25-2011, 03:49 AM

Pride weekend here in SF is no longer a big deal to me and I can think of 50 other things I would rather do

*Anya* · 06-25-2011, 06:15 AM

When I was in my early 20's, it cost me 50 cents a gallon to pump gas into my VW Bug (I loved that car); when I was a kid, we only had channels 2,4,7,11 & 13 on our TV with a remote the size of a half-gallon of milk; I saw the Beetles play 3-weeks in row on the Ed Sullivan show and when Mick Jagger had no wrinkles; when Womens Lib first started & I used to hold Consciousness Raising groups in my small apartment!

As my daughter's used to say when they were teens: Gee mom, how
old are you anyway?!

06-25-2011, 08:37 AM

...you're going through puberty in reverse

deb_U_taunt · 06-25-2011, 10:36 AM

1. I remember having party lines, but no long phone numbers I dialed yesterday.
2. I have Dr phone numbers in my cell.
3. I have a mini-van because its easier to get dogs to the dog park and to grocery shopping.
4. I stopped stressing the small shit, if a friend stops by and I didn't vacuum that morning. I don't care.
5. I am much more unconditional with myself and more comfortable in my own skin.
6. I find myself skipping posts with smaller bright font if I am still having a hard time leaning back and its still fuzzy (sorry to those people I have passed on their postings at times). And yes I am increased the text size on my browser and wearing the reading glasses..lol)

Julie · 06-25-2011, 10:39 AM

I know I am getting older.
Because I spend hours watch Nip Tuck on Netflix...
And am planning my next plastic surgery.

Wrinkles are so over-rated.

NJFemmie · 06-26-2011, 12:38 PM

When this becomes your favorite breakfast bar:

(these are sooooo effin' good.....)

AtLast · 06-26-2011, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anya/Georgia

When I was in my early 20's, it cost me 50 cents a gallon to pump gas into my VW Bug (I loved that car); when I was a kid, we only had channels 2,4,7,11 & 13 on our TV with a remote the size of a half-gallon of milk; I saw the Beetles play 3-weeks in row on the Ed Sullivan show and when Mick Jagger had no wrinkles; when Womens Lib first started & I used to hold Consciousness Raising groups in my small apartment!

As my daughter's used to say when they were teens: Gee mom, how
old are you anyway?!

This could be a list of mine! Ah, those were the days! And the younger folks here will be making their own lists one day.

Andrew, Jr. · 06-26-2011, 01:11 PM

*My neighbor drops off Maryland Senior Living after going to the grocery store;

*My misaligned hips feel misaligned;

*Insurance people call trying to sell me different policies, but when they find out just 2 of my pre-existing conditions I am now not eligible for any of their policies;

*The sales going on at Vitamin World are huge.

deb_U_taunt · 06-26-2011, 02:20 PM

A friend called last night about 8ish and asked if she woke me.

06-24-2011, 10:41 AM	#261
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06-24-2011, 12:21 PM	#264
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06-24-2011, 11:02 PM	#267
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06-24-2011, 11:24 PM	#270
tiggs Member How Do You Identify?: femme submissive Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: married and collared to Converse Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 359 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,456 Thanked 726 Times in 248 Posts Rep Power: 2288328	I knew I was getting older when this happened to me. A friend and I were having a conversation at work about memory loss and alzheimers. A few minutes into the conversation we were distracted by something going on, as it wasn't anything serious we went back to our conversation. Well at least we tried to, unfortunately we couldn't remember what we were talking about. __________________ “The world is not a dangerous place because of those who do evil, but because of those that look on and do nothing" - Albert Einstein

06-25-2011, 06:15 AM	#273
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,459 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I remember when.. When I was in my early 20's, it cost me 50 cents a gallon to pump gas into my VW Bug (I loved that car); when I was a kid, we only had channels 2,4,7,11 & 13 on our TV with a remote the size of a half-gallon of milk; I saw the Beetles play 3-weeks in row on the Ed Sullivan show and when Mick Jagger had no wrinkles; when Womens Lib first started & I used to hold Consciousness Raising groups in my small apartment! As my daughter's used to say when they were teens: Gee mom, how old are you anyway?!

06-24-2011, 11:02 AM	#262
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06-24-2011, 11:30 AM	#263
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06-24-2011, 12:28 PM	#265
Chancie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme-inist Relationship Status: I'm lucky. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Western Mass Posts: 3,774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,518 Thanked 14,541 Times in 2,744 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	People tell me that I look pretty young for my age; I just turned 50. But, I was in the supermarket the other day, and There was a very proud papa with his beautiful adorable infant, and She was wearing a tiny lace trimmed dress that was obviously a family heirloom, and I asked her if she would like to be in my math class in 14 years, and The papa said, If you're still teaching, you mean.

06-24-2011, 12:34 PM	#266
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06-24-2011, 11:33 PM	#271
swan Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: I see cactus... all around.... Posts: 225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 583 Thanked 727 Times in 198 Posts Rep Power: 10751732	I know I'm getting older when I do stupid stuff like buying groceries before books and eating dinner before dessert.

06-25-2011, 03:49 AM	#272
MissItalianDiva Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status: divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 2,284 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,768 Thanked 7,159 Times in 1,793 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Pride weekend here in SF is no longer a big deal to me and I can think of 50 other things I would rather do

06-25-2011, 08:37 AM	#274
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	You know you're old when... ...you're going through puberty in reverse

06-25-2011, 10:36 AM	#275
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,256 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	1. I remember having party lines, but no long phone numbers I dialed yesterday. 2. I have Dr phone numbers in my cell. 3. I have a mini-van because its easier to get dogs to the dog park and to grocery shopping. 4. I stopped stressing the small shit, if a friend stops by and I didn't vacuum that morning. I don't care. 5. I am much more unconditional with myself and more comfortable in my own skin. 6. I find myself skipping posts with smaller bright font if I am still having a hard time leaning back and its still fuzzy (sorry to those people I have passed on their postings at times). And yes I am increased the text size on my browser and wearing the reading glasses..lol)

06-25-2011, 10:39 AM	#276
Julie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Angel * Femme * Lesbian * Girl * Woman * Slut * Bitch * Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No longer a Virgin Bride to Dreamer ~ May 17th, 2014 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New York Posts: 4,674 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,676 Thanked 18,160 Times in 3,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I know I am getting older. Because I spend hours watch Nip Tuck on Netflix... And am planning my next plastic surgery. Wrinkles are so over-rated. __________________ “Sometimes only one person is missing and the whole world seems depopulated.” ~ Alphonse de Lamartine - 1790-1869 http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/o...ps4d9fb6c0.jpg I Love You ~ I Love Us May 17, 2014

06-26-2011, 12:38 PM	#277
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	When this becomes your favorite breakfast bar: (these are sooooo effin' good.....) __________________

06-26-2011, 01:11 PM	#279
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I know I am getting older: My neighbor drops off Maryland Senior Living after going to the grocery store; My misaligned hips feel misaligned; Insurance people call trying to sell me different policies, but when they find out just 2 of my pre-existing conditions I am now not eligible for any of their policies; The sales going on at Vitamin World are huge.

06-26-2011, 02:20 PM	#280
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,256 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A friend called last night about 8ish and asked if she woke me.