How do you know when you are getting older?

Andrew, Jr. · 06-26-2011, 01:11 PM

*My neighbor drops off Maryland Senior Living after going to the grocery store;

*My misaligned hips feel misaligned;

*Insurance people call trying to sell me different policies, but when they find out just 2 of my pre-existing conditions I am now not eligible for any of their policies;

*The sales going on at Vitamin World are huge.

deb_U_taunt · 06-26-2011, 02:20 PM

A friend called last night about 8ish and asked if she woke me.

willow · 10-05-2011, 02:23 PM

When graffiti becomes illegible.

NJFemmie · 10-11-2011, 03:28 PM

... that about sums it up .....

OS Butch · 10-25-2011, 02:37 AM

I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go"

...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried.

girl_dee · 10-25-2011, 04:13 AM

When I can't see a *#)(@*)$*)@# thing!

Where are my dang gum glasses??

tapu · 10-25-2011, 04:46 AM

When your mouth starts to look like a drawstring purse.

06-26-2011, 01:11 PM	#1
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I know I am getting older: My neighbor drops off Maryland Senior Living after going to the grocery store; My misaligned hips feel misaligned; Insurance people call trying to sell me different policies, but when they find out just 2 of my pre-existing conditions I am now not eligible for any of their policies; The sales going on at Vitamin World are huge.

10-05-2011, 02:23 PM	#3
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10-11-2011, 03:28 PM	#4
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10-25-2011, 02:37 AM	#5
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go"...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried. __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

10-25-2011, 04:46 AM	#7
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06-26-2011, 02:20 PM	#2
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,256 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A friend called last night about 8ish and asked if she woke me.

10-25-2011, 04:13 AM	#6
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