Derail Me ~ Please!

Corkey · 06-30-2011, 06:21 PM

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

My pipes shall be clean soon....

hpychick · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

Speaking of plumbers, I was at the grocer yesterday and they had the biggest black plumbs I have ever in my life seen. I think they must have been the size of nectarines.

princessbelle · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:32 PM

I love Jazz, jazz hands eh depends. I love love watching this man dance in his wheel chair he makes me wanna cry.

princessbelle · 06-30-2011, 06:35 PM

When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it.

Not sure why i don't like jazz.

I can't find my emory board.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:43 PM

I love how cheetas move.....

~Bo · 06-30-2011, 07:07 PM

I still wanna see Snowy in a wet t-shirt.

TickledPink · 06-30-2011, 07:49 PM

My nickname is Cheetah (family thing). But I don't have a wet t-shirt with a picture of it.

amiyesiam · 06-30-2011, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

what he means is

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

tapu · 06-30-2011, 10:16 PM

Funny you should mention that about getting dressed. I knew someone who worked as a "dresser" for Peggy Lee.

06-30-2011, 06:21 PM	#1
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06-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#2
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06-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#3
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06-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#4
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06-30-2011, 06:32 PM	#5
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06-30-2011, 06:35 PM	#6
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it. Not sure why i don't like jazz. I can't find my emory board. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

06-30-2011, 06:43 PM	#7
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06-30-2011, 07:07 PM	#8
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06-30-2011, 07:49 PM	#9
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06-30-2011, 10:16 PM	#11
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