Lies You've Told

Andrea · 07-03-2011, 07:22 PM

Let me see.... I told a few exes it was me when I was really breaking up because of them....

I told my mother someone hit her car in the grocery store parking lot so my little brother didn't get yelled at, forever, over a small scrap from a wall.

I have told many people yes, that looks good or fine on you.

I lied once to a waterbed salesman so I could get a new heater for free. Not a good excuse but I was a poor single mother at the time and the bed was really cold without a working heater.

Andrea

The_Lady_Snow · 07-03-2011, 07:29 PM

I told the Mormons knocking on my door I worshiped Beelzebub and hissed so they would leave me alone....

tapu · 07-03-2011, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I told the Mormons knocking on my door I worshiped Beelzebub and hissed so they would leave me alone....

Okay, but did you tell them any lies? <<JUST kidding, heh. Heh.>>

07-03-2011, 07:22 PM	#1
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07-03-2011, 07:29 PM	#2
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