Speak in Questions (aka Communicating Via Query, as per June)

Dude · 01-21-2010, 09:06 AM

Does my ass look big?

Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth?
Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices?
Was it painful?
Where's my fuckin star?

Is there really a shooting range at the college here?
Why did I sell the 22 of my youth?
Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush
really have one handy?

Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching?
Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases?
Maybe they always did?
Do they eat pork in Haiti?
Could we test it all and send the good stuff there?
Surely there is some that's good?

What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again?
Am I not talking roosters?
Can I please have a baby Brahma cow?
And some milking goats?
And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey?
And 7 chickens?
And one guard goose for Arnold?
And a new barn?
Is that really asking too much?
How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon?

Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet?
Does she have emergency lube just in case?

01-21-2010, 09:06 AM	#32
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Does my ass look big? Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth? Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices? Was it painful? Where's my fuckin star? Is there really a shooting range at the college here? Why did I sell the 22 of my youth? Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush really have one handy? Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching? Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases? Maybe they always did? Do they eat pork in Haiti? Could we test it all and send the good stuff there? Surely there is some that's good? What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again? Am I not talking roosters? Can I please have a baby Brahma cow? And some milking goats? And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey? And 7 chickens? And one guard goose for Arnold? And a new barn? Is that really asking too much? How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon? Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet? Does she have emergency lube just in case?