Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

tapu · 07-09-2011, 10:01 AM

Oh. Gee, where were you last night?

dixie · 07-09-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tapu

Oh. Gee, where were you last night?

I have no siblings so I wasn't out murdering their spouses.

Queerasfck · 07-09-2011, 10:53 AM

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

Queerasfck · 07-09-2011, 10:55 AM

And I won't even get into where my black socks go when they go into the dryer. One is always missing. ODD.

tapu · 07-09-2011, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

During my L.A. driving years, I saw a few very serious accidents with people thrown from the cars and everything. I noticed that for as long as weeks after that, I would see articles of their clothing along the break-down lane.

Man, I just realized that that's pretty depressing. Sorry.

Scorp · 07-09-2011, 11:29 AM

Did I remember to shut the light and lock the front door?

Inked_Trinity · 07-09-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

I know where 1 came from... IT'S MINE! My sister threw it out of the car 35 yrs ago!

foxyshaman · 07-10-2011, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

One of the biggest questions I ponder in the middle of the night AND during daylight hours is why no matter which freeway I drive on, wherever I may be going I always see one shoe/sneaker on the side of the road. There's always one, not a matched pair. Who is doing this???? I need to know why footwear is being randomly or not so randomly thrown out the window of a moving vehicle.

In search of answers!

There is an interesting character. Perhaps you have heard of him. His name is Coyote. Some say he is a Trickster, some will not even say his name. Some look over their shoulders wondering if someone is playing a cruel trick on them.

He is a sneaky one. But smart he is. He is low to the ground, with a neck that can stretch. He has the ability to see the path right at his feet and what stretches far beyond the end of his nose. His nose also helps, but that is not part of this story. What people don't know is that Coyote is friends with the mouse. Yup, I kid you not. Someday maybe he will tell you why, but for now....

Everyone has paths, many paths... many choices. Sometimes Coyote likes to send you on a path... who knows really why. To get your attention, he steals a shoe. Awakening in the morning, standing in the hallway, wondering.. WTF... I know I kicked them off here last night.

Later dreaming. Some how some way seeking your shoe. Seeking your path.

Don't worry about whose shoe is on the road. Nope. Just worry if one of yours is missing. Who knows what path you will follow then....

tapu · 07-10-2011, 06:46 AM

Standard mattress or Memory Foam®?

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