I Will NOT...

Guy · 07-14-2011, 04:38 PM

Choose fruit over chocolate.

Admit to watching any movie on the Lifetime channel.

Start a sentence with "well when I was your age"

little_ms_sunshyne · 07-14-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy

Choose fruit over chocolate.

Admit to watching any movie on the Lifetime channel.

Start a sentence with "well when I was your age"

What about chocolate covered fruit? lol

Guy · 07-14-2011, 05:05 PM

Oyeah, thank You Sunshyne.

I totally forgot about chocolate covered cherries

I guess this is the perfect example of the ole' saying Never say Never

little_ms_sunshyne · 07-14-2011, 05:32 PM

I will NOT yell at the lesbian-phobic people of McCook (just give them my best "I dont think so" teacher look!

Inked_Trinity · 07-14-2011, 05:36 PM

I WILL NOT drink every beer out of the six pack

I WILL NOT fart in my office anymore (someone always walks in after)

I WILL NOT substitute Fritos for dinner

ruffryder · 07-14-2011, 05:41 PM

I will not be impatient.

little_ms_sunshyne · 07-14-2011, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I WILL NOT drink every beer out of the six pack

I WILL NOT fart in my office anymore (someone always walks in after)

I WILL NOT substitute Fritos for dinner

I will NOT work in the same office as Inked Trinity lol

I will NOT use the F@!$ WORD....in the next 5 minutes lol (thats as long as I think I could make it through! Its a start!)

little_ms_sunshyne · 07-14-2011, 05:49 PM

I will NOT forget to give T hys morning kisses...On my way!

Inked_Trinity · 07-14-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I will NOT work in the same office as Inked Trinity lol

I will NOT use the F@!$ WORD....in the next 5 minutes lol (thats as long as I think I could make it through! Its a start!)

I WILL NOT admit I farted....... I WILL blame it on Sunshyne!

Novelafemme · 07-14-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I WILL NOT drink every beer out of the six pack

I WILL NOT fart in my office anymore (someone always walks in after)

I WILL NOT substitute Fritos for dinner

AND...if you work in a cubicle, the fart goes UP and CIRCULATES! AND...if your co-workers are aware of your gastrointestinal "issues"...your name becomes the secret curse word whispered around the water cooler in the hallway. (not that i would know this, by the way)

Bard · 07-14-2011, 11:13 PM

I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted

(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)

Beasley67 · 07-21-2011, 09:37 PM

I will not

stop yelling at UB for eating all the chocolate out of my trail mix (ummm..thats the only reason I buy the stinkin stuff)

stop hoping my Bubby comes home.

forget to thank God everyday for giving me one more day clean and sober.

07-14-2011, 05:36 PM	#5
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07-14-2011, 04:38 PM	#1
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Choose fruit over chocolate. Admit to watching any movie on the Lifetime channel. Start a sentence with "well when I was your age"

07-14-2011, 05:05 PM	#3
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Oyeah, thank You Sunshyne. I totally forgot about chocolate covered cherries I guess this is the perfect example of the ole' saying Never say Never

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little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	*I will NOT yell at the lesbian-phobic people of McCook (just give them my best "I dont think so" teacher look!*

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little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	*I will NOT forget to give T hys morning kisses...On my way!*

07-21-2011, 09:37 PM	#12
Beasley67 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: As a woman Preferred Pronoun?: Her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: I live in a shoe with UB, Woody and Elvis Posts: 22 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 44 Times in 9 Posts Rep Power: 1033610	I will not stop yelling at UB for eating all the chocolate out of my trail mix (ummm..thats the only reason I buy the stinkin stuff) stop hoping my Bubby comes home. forget to thank God everyday for giving me one more day clean and sober.