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Old 01-24-2010, 06:54 PM   #1
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That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore.

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The one, the only Dirty Martini.

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I read DIRTY SCHNAUZER.
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I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....
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I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....
Better a dirty Sanchez than a dirty snatch(ez).

That may have sounded better in my head...
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2 ounces of vodka
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