Overheard ~

JustJo · 07-29-2011, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tonaderspeisung

overheard at the circle k

"ninja monkeys! hell yeah!"

Maybe it was Scoote....she keeps talking about getting ninja skills

tonaderspeisung · 08-22-2011, 07:13 PM

overheard across the street from the chihuly glass museum

"if he's such a good artist - why does he still only have one eye?"

tonaderspeisung · 08-28-2011, 06:39 PM

overheard at the trader joes

cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it"

customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch"

tonaderspeisung · 09-02-2011, 01:43 PM

guy 1 - "hey man - got big plans for the weekend?"
guy 2 - "i've got ladies on deck - and i'm married!" (followed by a very tigger like whoo hoo hooo giggle sound)

Gayla · 09-02-2011, 04:20 PM

Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ...

"I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it."

princessbelle · 09-02-2011, 04:46 PM

Overheard on a plane yesterday.

Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box.

Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not.

Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane.

Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away."

Me....

tapu · 09-02-2011, 04:47 PM

At Portland First Friday Art Walk:

"Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!"

Now... was that necessary?

Daywalker · 09-10-2011, 02:41 PM

Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden

‎"Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart.
Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils."

09-02-2011, 01:43 PM	#4
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09-02-2011, 04:46 PM	#6
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Overheard on a plane yesterday. Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box. Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not. Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane. Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away." Me.... __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-02-2011, 04:47 PM	#7
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	At Portland First Friday Art Walk: "Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!" Now... was that necessary? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

09-10-2011, 02:41 PM	#8
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden ‎"Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart. Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils." __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

08-22-2011, 07:13 PM	#2
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard across the street from the chihuly glass museum "if he's such a good artist - why does he still only have one eye?"

08-28-2011, 06:39 PM	#3
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the trader joes cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it" customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch"

09-02-2011, 04:20 PM	#5
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,077 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ... "I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it."