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Old 08-01-2011, 12:30 PM   #1
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I don't usually do these but since it's yours.


What name do you go by? Jess, although it's not my real name. It has to do with my last name.

How old are you? 51. No, wait. That must be 41.

Where were you born? Guernsey County, Ohio.


What is your greatest fear? I can't think of one. That seems kind of weird.


What is your earliest memory? I can't think of one. How can you tell it's your earliest??.

What is your most embarrassing moment? I have this close friend who was pregnant. For some reason, she just always looked terrible when she was pregnant. I can't explain. Anyway, she was telling me about some lucky thing that had happened to her, and so I went to say "Wow. How did you get so lucky?" and instead I said, "Wow. How did you get so ugly? Honest to god. OMG, I'm turning red just thinking about it!

What would your super power be? Flying. I always dream I'm flying. I really want to do that.

What do you most dislike about your appearance? Gosh, that's hard.... I'm fucking gorgeous. I guess just the effects of aging: thicker torso; certain wrinkles (not all); less muscle tone.

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? Gangster. Not "gangsta," but rather, the 30s-40s type.

Who would play you in the film of your life? Johnny Depp, without question.

What is your most unappealing habit? Blah-blahing on about something. Which is totally unlike my posts--usually quite short.

What is your favourite book? In fiction: Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann. I could never read it again, though. That's for sure. What a project!

What does love feel like? Oh, it feels wonderful. And then it feels like pain and hunger. Net result: to be avoided.

What's the worst job you've ever done?See blog. I have a whole post on this somewhere in there. Feel free to read the whole thing once you get in there. Come on, click, click, click.

What has been your biggest disappointment? Going from owning a 14-room home to living in an apartment. Slowly.

When did you last cry and why? Not too long ago because my mother just died.

What is the closest you've come to death? Hospital-acquired staph infection of the spinal cord. Oh, yeah. I didn't realize at the time just how serious it was. When they told me I was out of the woods, I was like, "I was in the woods?!"

How would you like to be remembered? I don't really care.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? That instead of saying, "Why me?", think "why not me?" Something bad happens to everybody.

That was really long.
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Old 08-01-2011, 12:59 PM   #2
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What name do you go by? Jen, Momi, Aunt Jenny, AntiJen

How old are you? 48

Where were you born? Deaconess Hospital OK City, OK

What is your greatest fear? Being Homeless

What is your earliest memory? Tying my little siter to her playpen

What is your most embarrassing moment? hot after tanning bed I left undergarments off and as I walked out door the wind blew my dress in my face,

What would your super power be? flight

What do you most dislike about your appearance? knees

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? secret agent

Who would play you in the film of your life? Emme

What is your most unappealing habit? Me? Unappealing?

What is your favourite book? A Wrinkle in Time

What does love feel like? stomach flu

What's the worst job you've ever done? ski lift operator

What has been your biggest disappointment? that I am not an expat

When did you last cry and why? Last weekend, just becasue

What is the closest you've come to death? when I was 10 I was on a jet with 2 engine failures and another malfunctioning...there were only 4...flying over Bolivia which would not allow plane to land

How would you like to be remembered? As someone who tried to be a better person.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? That procrastination is not a bad thing
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:23 PM   #3
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What name do you go by? Amber

How old are you? 49

Where were you born? New Jersey

What is your greatest fear? Someone else driving (Every car accident I have been in someone else was driving)

What is your earliest memory? My father beating my mother (I was 4 and jumped in the middle to try to stop it)

What is your most embarrassing moment? Wow, to many lol

What would your super power be? ESP

What do you most dislike about your appearance? My hair never does what I want

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? A Princess

Who would play you in the film of your life? Not interesting enough for anyone to play

What is your most unappealing habit? I get bored so quickly I drive everyone nuts

What is your favorite book? Well it was always “The Chronicles of Narnia” a series

What does love feel like? It makes my heart race but also feels very scary!


What's the worst job you've ever done? Nights at a Crazy Greek Diner

What has been your biggest disappointment? Family

When did you last cry and why? A few days ago, confrontations

What is the closest you've come to death? Rolling over and over in a bad car accident


How would you like to be remembered? With Love and Respect

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? No matter what you do
Things will always change with time…..




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What name do you go by?

Why? Who's asking?

How old are you?

37

Where were you born?

Mississippi

What is your greatest fear?

Eh, I don't have one huge fear. I don't like pain or needles or heights. That's about it.

What is your earliest memory?

I was standing in the crib in the living area of the trailer and my mom was making dinner, I think. She had a can of string beans in her hand.

What is your most embarrassing moment?

Ohhhhh, no. No one's blackmailing ME.



What would your super power be?

To have any super power I wanted at any time.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

Most? Um, let's go with: skin.

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be?

Tink!

Who would play you in the film of your life?

Bjork.

What is your most unappealing habit?

Impatience. Oh, wait. You said habit, not flaw. Um, tapping on things like my teeth or the table or the wall.

What is your favorite book?

Auntie Mame. It's my favorite movie too.

What does love feel like?

At first, it feels like when you've been caught by surprise and you get that little catch in your throat, but then it morphs into a sweet kind of comfort. Well, if it's good, anyway. Bad love hurts.

What's the worst job you've ever done?

Hands down, donut flipper.

What has been your biggest disappointment?

How? Life? In general? I guess me. I expected I'd be in a different place than I am by now.

When did you last cry and why?

March 14. I said goodbye.

What is the closest you've come to death?

I swear I sat next to him on a flight once.



As far as the usual goes, I had whooping cough when I was five and nearly died a couple of times. Vomitting up one's blood supply is not fun.


How would you like to be remembered?

Fondly!

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

That nothing's for certain.
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What name do you go by? T or Tereasa

How old are you? 32

Where were you born? Small town Iowa

What is your greatest fear? Not sure I have any big fears

What is your earliest memory? big dog biting a hole in my swimming pool...I was 3ish

What is your most embarrassing moment? dungeon scene

What would your super power be? healing

What do you most dislike about your appearance? i like me...all of me

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? probably an expensive tux...lol

Who would play you in the film of your life? a really good actress...life is complicated...lol

What is your most unappealing habit? saying "as u wish" when I am done with an argument

What is your favorite book? I have many...I love books

What does love feel like? It feels like your head is in the clouds, your heart is in your throat, your stomach is full of butterflies, and your soul is invincible

What's the worst job you've ever done? powerwashed a piglet weaning facility

What has been your biggest disappointment? myself. my choices

When did you last cry and why? when what I thought was my future became only my past

What is the closest you've come to death? 8hrs away...Heart a-fib I was scheduled to be "shocked" in the morning...but converted on my own

How would you like to be remembered? with love & respect

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Everything happens for a reason
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What name do you go by? Linda, Linny, Linnylou, Linda Mary

How old are you? 47, 25th March 1965

Where were you born? Middlemore Hospital, Auckland

What is your greatest fear? That I live the rest of my life alone. Don't wanna.

What is your earliest memory? Helping my granddad garden.

What is your most embarrassing moment? Overnight stay in a snow cave during an Outdoor Pursuits camp when I was in high school.

What would your super power be? Invisibility

What do you most dislike about your appearance? My feet.

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? Wonder Woman.

Who would play you in the film of your life? Linda Carter

What is your most unappealing habit? Picking my nose?

What is your favourite book? Another Mother Tongue, Judy Grahn

What does love feel like? the biggest possible smile


What's the worst job you've ever done? Working reception in a brothel. MacDonald's would be a close second.

What has been your biggest disappointment? That I'm not famous.

When did you last cry and why? Today, kindness of colleagues.

What is the closest you've come to death? Second degree burns.

How would you like to be remembered? As someone who cared.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Don't give up.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:28 AM   #7
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Larissa

How old are you?
44

Where were you born?
Toronto, Ontario

What is your greatest fear?
Boredom in life

What is your earliest memory?
I was 10, it's not a good memory

What is your most embarrassing moment?
Being sick at bible camp

What would your super power be?
Shape shifting

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My chin

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be?
Medieval Maiden

Who would play you in the film of your life?
Kathy Bates, she has attitude like I do

What is your most unappealing habit?
I would say my outspokenness, not sure what others think

What is your favourite book?
Yusuf, a children's book I have kept since I was about 9-10

What does love feel like?
Sharing


What's the worst job you've ever done?
Working for an ex, who didn't appreciate any of my hard work until I left the business.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
That I haven't finished my degree yet

When did you last cry and why?
All last week, grief

What is the closest you've come to death?
Waited too long for surgery and my system started to shut down from the amount of poison in it.

How would you like to be remembered?
As someone who followed their dreams

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Live big
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