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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Patsy
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? In the middle of my right thumb. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Well yah....... 4. What body part do you wash first? my hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can sing the states in alphabetical order. 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie fo sho 7. Do you pee in the pool? Pool ~ NO! Lake or ocean ~ YEP! 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park ~ I've got mad parking skillz 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yep yep 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Mmmmm perhaps once or twice. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? whichever flip flop is facing up. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Sense of humor ~ no doubt! 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? I vaguely remember trying to chase a cow to tip in high school. I'm blaming that one on Boone's Farm & Mad Dog 20/20. 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? It depends on if I've talked to someone or if they are weighing heavy on my mind. It's mainly upcoming schedules. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not about me, but a poem for me. 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? ewww... I think that I'll drip dry & not wash the towel. Momma needs her clean sheets! 17. What was your childhood nickname? Ton Ton 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I'm with Novela on this one....changed clothes. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Nope, can't reach 'em ![]() 20. How do you eat your cookie? Depends on what kind of cookie we are talking about. Oreo you gotta dunk it or twist it apart. Any other kind, I break it in pieces. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Sing at the top of my lungs. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? That's a trick question! Who knows... depends on what I'm drinking ![]() 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Every time I get out of the shower. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch 25. Do you have any strange phobias? I don't like to eat chicken on a bone... don't ask me why, I don't have a clue. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Mmmm... I plead the 5th. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Not that I can remember. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? hahahha... yeah. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Not that I can remember. 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them up yo! 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I think JT already brought it back...that's what his song said ![]() |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Carol
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? In the fold of my arm 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No 4. What body part do you wash first? Face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Not a one 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Too many to keep count 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Yes, me 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? The tax collector 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I rather not have to choose 17. What was your childhood nickname? It is a secret 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Ha! Must not tell 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? God no! 20. How do you eat your cookie? Passionately 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Clip my nails 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? A few 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Often 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? No 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don’t do dares 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Hahahaha only once, lesson learned 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I didn’t know it had left |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Janet
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Next to my belly button 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Usually. 4. What body part do you wash first? Hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Inappropriate! 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No. 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Park, but just in NY where we don’t worry about little things like hitting the car in front or behind us. 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? On a slow one. 10. How many times have you been cussed out? 23,203,210,399,494,939,993, well...23,203,210,399,494,939,994 if you count my 6th grade math teacher when she sat on the tack. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? See 10. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but sadly I understand this question. 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Refuse to answer on the grounds of self incrimination. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I think it’s fairly well known that both Marcus Mumford and Adele are obsessed with me. 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel. I love sleeping on clean sheets. 17. What was your childhood nickname? Missy 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I possess an excellent multi-tasking ability. Too bad this question isn’t “What is the weirdest thing you have done while driving an ambulance with red lights doing 80 on the highway….” Now, THAT is great story. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? To be that flexible would require a dedication to fitness that I could never maintain. 20. How do you eat your cookie? Since cookie is singular, I’m not even going to answer this question. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. The sober list is fairly long…. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Just one. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Bees and ladders. I have nightmares about being on a ladder and attacked by bees where the only means of escape is a standard. True story. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Do rolled bills count? 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I was 16, and to be fair, he did drive a 67’ candy apple red Chevelle. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No way. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I don’t think so. 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Again, I’m an excellent multi-tasker 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? That would require a receipt that I can’t seem to find. |
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I do not have the attention span for 31 questions...so I'll do 10.
20. How do you eat your cookie? Sometimes I dunk, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth and take a swig, and sometimes I take small bites. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Fart 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? One, if I drink it too fast. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Usually every day, sometimes I forget. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and wrap. 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Define "strange" I don't like to be in big crowds. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Dared doesn't mean I did it...No. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? "Caught" like they were trying to keep it a SECRET? No. ;-) 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I usually help, even if I don't help, I don't laugh...unless it's hella funny, but it usually isn't. :-/ 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Hell Yes! |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Beverly
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? collarbone 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? damn straight I do 4. What body part do you wash first? Face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order in under a minute. Yay 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? Ew. No. 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Neither, I take the bus 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope 10. How many times have you been cussed out? not many, at least not to my face. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? whichever one I find first. I'm not very organized in the morning 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Good sense of humour 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, and wtf is snipe-hunting? 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Depends on what happened during the day 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I don't think so 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? gross...bedsheets I guess. I hate stinky towels 17. What was your childhood nickname? Princess. Not in a complimentary way, as in "Oh, Princess thinks she's too good to help her mom carry in the groceries." That sort of thing. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Again, I take the bus/ train 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? when I was a kid, lol 20. How do you eat your cookie? shove it in my mouth. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Sing! I love signing, but I'm awful at it. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends. A few strong martinis will get me drunk, but I can pound back some beer. Maybe I should have mentioned this under the Strange Talent question. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? at least once a day 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Rats. I don't know if that's strange, but I'm terrified of rats. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? My finger? 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don't think so 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope, but it's funny to hear them fart in their sleep when they spend the night 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? If it was an elderly person I would rush over to help, otherwise I barely manage to stifle my laughter 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Maybe later |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Sara
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Curve of my ear 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Yes...I am compelled to smell it as well 4. What body part do you wash first? Hair (is that a body part?)...if not, face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can touch my nose with my tongue 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? I don't make a habit of it 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I parallel park...badly 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes 10. How many times have you been cussed out? None to my face 11. Which shoe do you put on first? The right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Tall 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? I don't believe I do this 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes...both 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel...after all we are clean when we use them right? 17. What was your childhood nickname? Leelee 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Brush my teeth 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No 20. How do you eat your cookie? I bite off a hunk...then suck on it until it gets all mushy and collapses in my mouth 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I make up songs about everything I am doing and sing them to my animals...I call it being a 'singer of life'...they call me crazy 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I do not drink 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? I scrunch then wrap so I have a flat surface 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Snakes...I will not even touch them in books 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Oh sure...stuck a marble up there once because it looked as though it would be a perfect fit 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I am ever gallant 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Where did it go? |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Mona 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Moles are weird? I have on the bottom of my foot. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Nope, but only because I touched too many when I was younger. I can be taught! 4. What body part do you wash first? Face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? being able to memorize entire opera and musical theater librettos, including all the voice parts, usually in less than a week. 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? nope 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope. Lately I'd settle for any date in a night. 10. How many times have you been cussed out? a few times, but before you make any wild assessments of my personality, remember that I worked at an airline for years. Airline peeps really get more cussing outs than they deserve. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? the left one. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They've all been in some sort of closet. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Cow Tipping FTW! Usually followed by Running away from the cows. 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? I don't know, except that I'm usually petting the kitty. So maybe it's thinking about her. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? alas no, unless you count the old "I see London, I see France" ditty 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? My sheets, because you can wriggle around to find a less dirty spot 17. What was your childhood nickname? Mo or Geekette 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I'm actually not into being weird behind the wheel. I won't even answer the phone or eat behind the wheel. The craziest I get is drinking coffee or water... 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? My mom says I did when I was a baby, but I can't remember it. I don't think I could do it now. 20. How do you eat your cookie? depends on the cookie. I do the Twist when it comes to sandwhich cookies, and the others I eat normally like. I generally don't dunk because I don't I like the sludge in the bottom of my cup. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Hang around nekkid or half nekkid. I always put on pants when there's someone else around. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I've never let it get that far. The most I've had in an evening is two glasses of wine and I wasn't drunk yet. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? daily 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? FOLD! Otherwise, and unfortunate lack of finger coverage may occur 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Yes. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Every kid does the bead thing, I think. I know I did. The only one I know who didn't do the bead thing was my nieceling, who stuck it in her ear. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Oh yeah... 13 was a rough age. I'm surprised I lived through it. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No, but I've called my bosses by the other's nme. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I don't think so. Wouldn't say anything if I did because that's just rude. 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help, then laugh. But not if they're seriously hurt. 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I didn't know it'd left! |
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"24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? FOLD! Otherwise, and unfortunate lack of finger coverage may occur"
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? she doesnt have one
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?on my forehead 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?no 4. What body part do you wash first?my face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? full split 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool?NO 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? parallel 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? yep 10. How many times have you been cussed out? a few times 11. Which shoe do you put on first? left 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? butch 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? cow tipping 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? my son 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? a poem 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? bath towel 17. What was your childhood nickname?baby 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? blow up balloons 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? ummm no ! 20. How do you eat your cookie? Dont like cookies 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. pluck my eyebrows 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? i dont drink 23. How often do you clean out your ears? everyday 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? things put back the same way 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? food on a dare 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? skinny dipping in the ocean when high tide came in 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? once 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?yes ...disrespectful 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? i help 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? no
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