Waldo's Guide to Being a Singular Sensation

[Waldo]

Originally Posted by Arwen

When you cook for yourself, set the table too. Have a little glass of wine (if you drink). Pour your drink into a glass. Do NOT stand up and eat over the sink.

oh now see... that's reserved for bachelors who try to avoid doing dishes.

Originally Posted by evolveme

I wish I could eat alone.

I hate the way they stare at you.

Expecting something.

They are just checking out your hotness e.