Would you rather ....

[JAGG]

[quote=NJFemmie;400348]

Originally Posted by JAGG

I'd rather fix the flat. The horns would drive me insane.

Would you rather tazer gun yourself or stick your tongue to a frozen pole?

Oh boy! I'd pick the pole sticker. Would you rather be stuck next to someone with really bad breath who won't stop talking to you, or someone who is a dumb as a box of rocks and won't stop talking to you.

[Novelafemme]

[quote=JAGG;400367]

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Oh boy! I'd pick the pole sticker. Would you rather be stick next to someone with really bad breath who won't stop talking to you, or someone who is a dumb as a box of rocks and won't stop talking to you.

sinchy! bad breath would make me wanna barf!

would you rather fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?

[JAGG]

[quote=Novelafemme;400373]

Originally Posted by JAGG

sinchy! bad breath would make me wanna barf!

would you rather fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?

Well id rather fly when I fart. Haha save on airline tickets.
Would you rather drive 75 mph and get paid 66 cents a mile, or drive 55 mph and get paid 75 cents a mile?

[Novelafemme]

[quote=JAGG;400386]

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

Well id rather fly when I fart. Haha save on airline tickets.
Would you rather drive 75 mph and get paid 66 cents a mile, or drive 55 mph and get paid 75 cents a mile?

i simply cannot drive 55.

would you rather lose a toe or lick a truck-stop toilet?

[JAGG]

[quote=Novelafemme;400397]

Originally Posted by JAGG

i simply cannot drive 55.

would you rather lose a toe or lick a truck-stop toilet?

You would make more money going 75 in the end anyway. I'd rather lose a toe.
Would you rather work for a company that was laid back, told you all the time how valuable you are to them, always let you off when you asked, but raises and promotions were few and far between. Or a company that was high paced, expected you to be punctual and productive but awards and promotions and raises were plentiful.

[puddin']

Originally Posted by JAGG

Would you rather work for a company that was laid back, told you all the time how valuable you are to them, always let you off when you asked, but raises and promotions were few and far between. Or a company that was high paced, expected you to be punctual and productive but awards and promotions and raises were plentiful.

at dis point in mah life, i'll take laid back, etc

wyr hafta double dutch jump rope or pogo stick fo' an hour?

[JAGG]

Originally Posted by hir

at dis point in mah life, i'll take laid back, etc

wyr hafta double dutch jump rope or pogo stick fo' an hour?

Pogo stick for an hour.
WYR have a car that never needed repairs, or a house that didnt.?