Lets Hear a BIG HELL YEAH from the Redneck Girls & Cowboys

Deborah · 01-27-2010, 11:56 AM

out here they do 'pasture parties'...I say they cuz I can't say we...I am too scared of the snakes!

Jess · 01-27-2010, 01:00 PM

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby

Looking forward to it!

christie · 01-27-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby

Looking forward to it!

Enough bourbon and the aversion won't happen till I wake in the morning!

Sachita · 01-27-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby

Looking forward to it!

well I'm sure you guys will be over long before then. we will have a guest room and as you know dogs run this joint so no problem.

But by the time we do the ho down I'll have Farmer J put some kind of shower and potty in, maybe some porta something and everyone can bring tents or whatever esle they want to sleep in. I even have a spot by the barn with RV power if anyone wants to bring an RV. I'm sure we'll gets something set up good.

An old friend of mine, little Asian man wants to come play his fiddle. lol - He's very good. I'll have Farmer J help me put a dance floor down. I'd like to do something we can use again cuz I love outdoor parties with dancing.

christie · 01-27-2010, 09:06 PM

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

IrishGrrl · 01-27-2010, 09:34 PM

This sounds like such a good time!!!!

Wish we were still in VA..sniff*

Sachita · 01-28-2010, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by IrishGrrl

This sounds like such a good time!!!!

Wish we were still in VA..sniff*

when you know, put your tail in a truck, bus or plane. Ain't that far. lol

Sachita · 01-28-2010, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

when what? when you guys are coming or when we're having a party? you guys are always welcome,

probably summer or early fall. not sure, have to wait till Farmer J see's what can be done.

christie · 01-28-2010, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

when what? when you guys are coming or when we're having a party? you guys are always welcome,

probably summer or early fall. not sure, have to wait till Farmer J see's what can be done.

When = when we gonna ho down?

So much for you coming to dinner this weekend with snow on the way

Blade · 01-28-2010, 02:44 PM

Christie you crack me up with your snake phobia! Snakes come out when it starts to get warm, usually about April you will start to see snakes. The cooler the weather the slower they are. So from May to October in our area you will see snakes, or might see snakes. Your chances of it being a poisonous snake is about 1 in 5.
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/ecoview/Eco3.htm

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)

christie · 01-29-2010, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Christie you crack me up with your snake phobia! Snakes come out when it starts to get warm, usually about April you will start to see snakes. The cooler the weather the slower they are. So from May to October in our area you will see snakes, or might see snakes. Your chances of it being a poisonous snake is about 1 in 5.
http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/ecoview/Eco3.htm

When I first came to live on the plantation with Jess, I was sitting in the house one morning, checking email and waking up. Jess, outside watering landscaping yells, "Hey honey! Come here!"

I walk out on the screened porch and Hy is pointing to a 6' black snake sunning in the grass not two feet from the front door.

With the high pitched screech heard as far west as Memphis, I was back in the house, on the phone with my father. It went a lil something like this:

Me: "DADDY!!!! How do you get rid of snakes without killing them?!?!?"

My father: "Well, punkin, what color is it?"

Me: "black"

Father: "Well, what shape is its head?"

Me: "I have no fucking clue, I didnt get that close"

Father: "what shape is its eyes? are they slanted?"

Me: "I wasnt that close. I didnt ask its heritage."

Father: "Well, how many are there?"

Me: "I dunno - I didnt ask if he had friends and family. How the FUCK DO I GET RID OF IT?!?!?!"

He then proceeds to go into a litany about good snakes and bad snakes and how we wanna keep the good ones...

KEEP the GOOD ones?!?!?!?!?!?

I didnt go back out into the yard except to the car and back for a good month.

Don't even get me started about how the next year as I went across our dirt road to check the mail and there was one laid out across the drive, blocking my path back to the house. Or how I was stuck out there for a good hour. Or how I refused to check the mail anymore without being armed.

Snakes... not my thing. Not then, not now, not never.

Jess · 01-29-2010, 06:50 AM

Heh... She wasn't real fond of watching the two black snakes mating either. I thought it a perfectly great Discovery channel moment and she was just googling average number of snake hatches.

You'll all be relieved to hear that we saw not one snake in the yard this year. ( We moved, btw). LOL!

Sachita · 01-29-2010, 07:33 AM

lol christie!

I hate snakes too. I lived in South Florida in the Florida Everglades. I have a few rattlers from snakes I killed including a 5 footer that was going to strike my cat. I love animals but when it comes to dangerous animals that can hurt my pets they cant stay.

Remember how the chicken coop is in the barn? well there use to be a quick latch. It auto latches when swing the door. I had just moved to the farm and thank goodness my mom was visiting because at the time I didnt know anyone up here. I went to feed the chicks in the coop and there was this HUGE black snake that had a lump (chick) and couldnt get back through the chicken wire. I opened the door with a shovel to kill him and that damn door latched behind me locking me in that coop with that snake. I chopped off his head and his body kept moving around. Chicks running, screaming, me screaming, snake flopping.

It was almost close to an hour before my mom wondered where I was and came out to the barn. I tried sticking things through the wire to open the latch and no luck. I was close to slamming that wire down. If my mom hadnt been there I would of had no choice. I had that latch changed asap.

I've been here 5 years and I've only see maybe 4 snakes. Nothing like south florida where I dealt with them on a regular basis. The snakes here arent dangerous.

Legendryder · 01-30-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

When I first came to live on the plantation with Jess, I was sitting in the house one morning, checking email and waking up. Jess, outside watering landscaping yells, "Hey honey! Come here!"

I walk out on the screened porch and Hy is pointing to a 6' black snake sunning in the grass not two feet from the front door.

With the high pitched screech heard as far west as Memphis, I was back in the house, on the phone with my father. It went a lil something like this:

Me: "DADDY!!!! How do you get rid of snakes without killing them?!?!?"

My father: "Well, punkin, what color is it?"

Me: "black"

Father: "Well, what shape is its head?"

Me: "I have no fucking clue, I didnt get that close"

Father: "what shape is its eyes? are they slanted?"

Me: "I wasnt that close. I didnt ask its heritage."

Father: "Well, how many are there?"

Me: "I dunno - I didnt ask if he had friends and family. How the FUCK DO I GET RID OF IT?!?!?!"

He then proceeds to go into a litany about good snakes and bad snakes and how we wanna keep the good ones...

KEEP the GOOD ones?!?!?!?!?!?

I didnt go back out into the yard except to the car and back for a good month.

Don't even get me started about how the next year as I went across our dirt road to check the mail and there was one laid out across the drive, blocking my path back to the house. Or how I was stuck out there for a good hour. Or how I refused to check the mail anymore without being armed.

Snakes... not my thing. Not then, not now, not never.

Kinda reminds me of bow hunting with my Dad when I was a kid. We came across a BIGGO timber rattler. And my Dad decided to shoot it with his bow. Well, he ran out of arrows, and was asking me for mine. I'm like sorry Dad, if you can't shoot something that big from 2 feet away with ten of your own arrows, you can't shoot. Sorry bout ya luck.

wolfwalker · 01-28-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby

Looking forward to it!

we will make sure christie is all safe and sound in the house LOL

wolfwalker

Sachita · 01-28-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wolfwalker

we will make sure christie is all safe and sound in the house LOL

wolfwalker

But we gotta get that snake out of the room first. I didnt bother him cuz he wasnt eating much.

christie · 01-29-2010, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

But we gotta get that snake out of the room first. I didnt bother him cuz he wasnt eating much.

Yer not funny, chica... Not funny at ALL...

Wanna see how redneck I am at heart? Get me near a snake...

I dont care what anyone says... only GOOD snake is a dead one...

01-27-2010, 11:56 AM	#1
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Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,993 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	lol christie! I hate snakes too. I lived in South Florida in the Florida Everglades. I have a few rattlers from snakes I killed including a 5 footer that was going to strike my cat. I love animals but when it comes to dangerous animals that can hurt my pets they cant stay. Remember how the chicken coop is in the barn? well there use to be a quick latch. It auto latches when swing the door. I had just moved to the farm and thank goodness my mom was visiting because at the time I didnt know anyone up here. I went to feed the chicks in the coop and there was this HUGE black snake that had a lump (chick) and couldnt get back through the chicken wire. I opened the door with a shovel to kill him and that damn door latched behind me locking me in that coop with that snake. I chopped off his head and his body kept moving around. Chicks running, screaming, me screaming, snake flopping. It was almost close to an hour before my mom wondered where I was and came out to the barn. I tried sticking things through the wire to open the latch and no luck. I was close to slamming that wire down. If my mom hadnt been there I would of had no choice. I had that latch changed asap. I've been here 5 years and I've only see maybe 4 snakes. Nothing like south florida where I dealt with them on a regular basis. The snakes here arent dangerous. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

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Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out! We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby Looking forward to it!

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Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	Heh... She wasn't real fond of watching the two black snakes mating either. I thought it a perfectly great Discovery channel moment and she was just googling average number of snake hatches. You'll all be relieved to hear that we saw not one snake in the yard this year. ( We moved, btw). LOL!