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Old 01-27-2010, 01:08 PM   #1
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is my dog addicted to frisbee? are there 12 step groups for dogs? is a dog's Higher Power "Dog" or "God"? can a dog admit to being powerless over frisbee? would a dog even be bothered by being powerless over frisbee...or any other cool toy or funky smelling thing?

how many years can one person stand to be wholly exhausted, physically, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually, before something gives?
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How much wood could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?

(sorry, it was the cock questions that set that off...sigh, there is no help for me really lol)
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:40 AM   #3
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Was I talkin bout bee houses hidden from strangers because you aint sposed to have them in this town?
Don't Jaqueline find out everything the hard way?
Isn't that best?

Do I dare visit the "she says ,I hear" thread to share stories of love with the group?
Do my spare time activities still involve lookin for a better job and/or a part time one in addition to.
Do I dream of chicken coops? (must you grind it in repeatedly)?
Am I (for the first time ever, I believe) qualified to get financial aid for school?
Am I pondering or mulling?
Which is better?

Did I just delete some sap from the mix?
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Did I go to see Dude in the pouring rain at dinner break and see him walking to his jeep under an umbrella being held by the cute church lady....
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Dude is getting a spanking?


Will there be ?


Is it wrong that mah first thoughts were of the buffet and not the show?




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Is it Feb 10th yet?

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Yes, why does it? Could it be that it has too many graphics? could it be the computer is slow processing?
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Don't I just love Tupperware?



Is it true I had a hella stoner Tupperware party back in the day?



And don't I still have my awesome set of Tupperware that
I won for hella sales from that party?




Will I not be so kind to a Church Lady if she eyeballs mah Tupperware?



Am I STILL looking for a lid to mah speshel blue tumbler that I used
to use daily...and refuse to get rid of it until said lid has been found?



Oh, is that a Hoarder tendency?



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Did the Church Lady bring her EXTRA LARGE umbrella made for two so that she wouldn't have to walk so close to my butch, or was she being a little too thoughtful and considerate?

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Do I need to put a curse on the Church Lady?
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Old 02-02-2010, 10:45 AM   #10
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If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me?

Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady,
the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has
schizophrenia?

Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states?
Can you feel it?

Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ?
Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack?
Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi?
Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?
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Isn't it true that there really is one person for everyone?
Isn't it true that that one person would be worn out as hell after pleasing everyone because that's a lot of work?

Isn't it pleasing to find a new thread that seems a lot of fun?
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Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?
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Isnt it time for Day to let go of finding the damn lid and start soakin in it?
Will Madge help with the talons?

If you were a 2" ball where the hella would you be?
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Is Dude NOT wearing the delicious smelling Armani Code that I gifted her for Christmas but wearing BRUT instead???

Does the Church Lady prefer BRUT?
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Why do I think Dude is looking for the ignore feature now? What it something I said?
Did I not think of Dude smelling good for his future chickens as important?

Does Dude need an ignore 'button' to actually ignore?
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Does Mr. Daywalker think June and I dont communicate very well with merely verbage, although admittedly we're not nearly as expressive as some others.... Will I personally, do my absolute best to utilize the smiley list in each and every post as often as possible from this day forward (or when they locate a big haired TEXAS girl smiley)..../I]
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Did I hear my name somehow? Am I the right Jenny?

How did I not know that June-y was addicted to Burt's Bees? I wonder if she knows I am addicted to Alba Cocoa Butter Lotion? Is it possible that it makes me smell like cupcakes?

Does June-y remember that this is how I first me her? In the Question thread way back in 2005?
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