Jokes and things that made you laugh.

Janstevie · 09-02-2011, 12:59 PM

I would just like to share an experience with you all, and it has to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd party over the years.
Well, I for one have done something about it: Last night I was out for a few drinks with some mates and had way too many glasses of the good old white wine.
Knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before!!

Guy · 09-02-2011, 04:31 PM

Watching VH1 and the classic SNL skit with Janet Jackson about cork soakers. Made me crack up!

Tommi · 09-02-2011, 05:05 PM

Janstevie · 09-10-2011, 08:07 AM

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

Scorp · 09-10-2011, 08:42 AM

Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife."What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says..."I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", he replies...."I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get out."

tapu · 09-10-2011, 11:08 AM

Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke:

You goin' to Bangor tonight?

Bangor? I hardly know 'er!

DapperButch · 09-10-2011, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke:

You goin' to Bangor tonight?

Bangor? I hardly know 'er!

You're a dork.

A funny dork.

09-10-2011, 11:08 AM	#6
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	hey, dapperbutch Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke: You goin' to Bangor tonight? Bangor? I hardly know 'er! __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

09-02-2011, 12:59 PM	#1
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I would just like to share an experience with you all, and it has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd party over the years. Well, I for one have done something about it: Last night I was out for a few drinks with some mates and had way too many glasses of the good old white wine. Knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before!!

09-02-2011, 04:31 PM	#2
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Watching VH1 and the classic SNL skit with Janet Jackson about cork soakers. Made me crack up!

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Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

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Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife."What would you do if I won the lottery?" She says..."I would take half, then leave you." "Excellent", he replies...."I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get out."